[They explore the rest of the island to find the Mayor, then Frederick found the Mayor's tracks]
Good thing you found the Mayor's tracks, Frederick.
BlossomHey, Bubbles. Did you know that Chance's middle name is also Frederick?
Blossom
Well, there's a lot more Sensitive Thugz knowledge where that came from that I'd be happy to share with you later tonight.
Ugh! She'll just yammer on about that dorky nonsense forever.
Blossom
Hey! At least I'm a fan.
Blossom
Oh, is that right? Well, let me tell you something.
Girls! We're never gonna find the Mayor if you keep fighting like that. Now, be nice to each other.
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Fine.
[Blossom and Buttercup look at each other and they reluctantly hug each other]
BBBlossom and Buttercup
I love you.
Now say "I'm a Buttzilla."
Blossom
[laughs] You're a Buttzilla.
[She continues to laugh with Bubbles and Frederick]
Hey! What? Wait! Blossom! Say you're a buttzilla.
[A rumbling sound is herd, then the ground collapsed under their feet and they fall underground]
Blossom
H-how did you even...
How did you not get eaten by those monsters?
Oh, these monsters are darling! They go nuts for my pickles! [Holding an empty jar of pickles]
Blossom
So all you had to do to keep the monsters tame is feed them pickles?
Yep! Ooh, and that was the last one.
[The monsters come back and surround the girls and the Mayor]
Hey, Super Gal Pals! Looks like there's an opening now that your sister ditched you.
Blossom
She didn't ditch us.
Yes, she did and I want to be a Powerpuff Girl. There is an opening, after all.
Blossom
No, she doesn't. Bubbles, she can't even fly.
[Her boots powered up] Powerboots!
Blossom
Big deal. You don't have any superpowers.
[Her glove lifts up her limo] Powergloves!
Blossom
Well, you don't even have a costume.
[Ripping off her clothes] Power-threads! [Blossom's jaw dropped] So am I in or what?
Blossom
Just no. Look, Buttercup is our sister, and we're a team. She'll always be there for us, no matter what.
[Blossom and Buttercup open their closet to find Mojo Jojo wearing a dress and tied to the back of the closet]
BBBlossom and Buttercup
Mojo?!
Blossom
What are you doing here?
Me?! This was your doing! Although I do admit... [shows his manicured fingernails] the adorable kitties were my idea.
Bullfighter's crying, what a bunch of dorks. Blossom: Matadorks. Buttercup: Heh, nice one. . Blossom: Ok, professor, heh, sounds great. ONE HOUR! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! I knew we shouldn't ate all of that candy. WE SHOULD'VE GONE TO BED EARLY! WE SHOULD'VE LISTEN TO THE PROFESSOR!! Buttercup: Huh, pipe down, captain shouta. Blossom: Sorry.
Blossom
Bubbles, the bus is about to leave.
Whoa. How'd that horse get loose?
Buttercup, this isn't a horse, it's my magical, mystical best friend unicorn.
[Blossom and Buttercup look at each other]
I hate to break it to you, Bubbles, but that's no unicorn, that's a plain ol' pony.
Blossom
No way. Ponies have shorter legs. It's a colt.
Blossom
A baby horse.
Blossom
A horse with attitude?
Either way, it's definitely not a unicorn, it's just...
[She takes off the fake horn]
[As Donny begins to waver, he starts to speak]
Well excuse me! I may not have a horn, but I do have a heart! and in that heart, I know I'm a beautiful unicorn!
GGirls
[gasps] You can talk?
Yes, I can talk. But who cares? I'll never be anymore than just Donny the Wannabecorn.
Gee, Bubbles, I don't know.
Well, I suppose I could try and turn him into a unicorn using the transmorgrifying ray I just happened to finish this afternoon, but it hasn't been properly tested.
Professor, he needs this. I NEED THIS!!!!
Well, it's up to you, Donny. Is there something you want to try?
As long as my BFF Bubbles says it's a good idea, I am down. [fist pumps Bubbles] Completely trust you, brah.
I've detailed you a comprehensive list of possible risks and side effects from this procedure.
I need you to be aware of all the consequences.
This is your body, and it's a serious choice.
Thoroughly weigh your options.
As you read through this document in it's entirety.
[Donny gets out of a very long contract]
[He signs the contract with a horseshoe mark on the signature line; Cut to the lab]
This is gonna be the best day of my life! Thank you Bubbles!
All right, girls, vision-safety time.
[They put on their welding helmets, and the Professor zaps Donny with the transmorgrifying ray. As they took off their welding helmets, Donny has huge bunny ears]
You look very majestical.
Honestly, that's not as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
Oh, man. I feel different already. [Huge sharp teeth grew out of his mouth] AAH!
[He starts to mutate into a monster]
BUBBLES, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
NO!!! [He destroys the transmorgrifying ray] I HATE SCIENCE!!! [He storms out of the lab and wanders into the city]
Wait! Donny, come back! [She flies after Donny]
Okay. Now it's as bad I thought it was gonna be.
How could you hate science?
Blossom
That's what you got out of that?
Attention, citizens of Wimpsville, I am Manboy! [He flexes his mustache and beard]
All the power of a man in the body of a boy. [He grabs a shaving knife, shaves his beard off and grows it back]
This town used to be a man's town! Where men were men and boys were men! Townsville needs to get back to it's manly roots. And if that means destroying this hippie carnival, then so be it! Unless there's someone here man enough to stop me!
This day finally got interesting. [Flies to Manboy] If you're looking for a fight, ol' Buttercup can satisfy your need for a beatdown.
[Laughs at Buttercup] Why don't you go play with your dollies, princess?
"Princess"? Did you just call me princess?!
Blossom
Uh-oh.
Listen, Princess, I... [Buttercup punches him to a hippie stand] Still think you can fight like a man, Princess?!
[Manboy controls his wooden robot and punches Buttercup to the ground]
Your girly ways are no match for my Manbot. I control him purly with my manly will!
[Buttercup attempts to fight the Manbot, but Manbot punches Buttercup again]
GGypsy
I see great pain in your future.
[Buttercup crashes into a Gypsy's stand, injuring a man]
GGypsy
That'll be 5 bucks.
[Buttercup flies through the Manbot and he starts to beat up Manboy]
DON'T CALL ME PRINCESS!!!!
[She throws Manboy to the city]
NOBODY CALLS ME PRINCESS!!!! [to Manbot] YOU!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU PRINCESS!!! [She destroys the Manbot]
GGypsy
I see more pain in your future.
MMan
What? Oh, no. No, no, no! [The Manbot lands on the man, injuring him] Owwww!
[The hotline cellphone strated to ring]
Blossom
You get it.
Blossom
Okay, rock, paper, scissors. Go.
GGirls
One, two, three! [Bubbles gets scissors]
Scissors? Man, I always lose this game. [She answers the hotline cellphone] Hello? Emergency at City Hall?!
Man, I was just about to flip a 1080 off that dragon spike.
[The girls fly to City Hall and went inside the Mayor's office]
Blossom
Okay, Mayor, how can we help so we can get back to our... [They see the Mayor's office now a disaster] Game? Uh, Mayor?
Looks like someone had a wicked party.
[They hear the Mayor whimpering behind his desk, and they found him behind the Mayor's desk]
Blossom
Mayor? What happened? [The Mayor hands her a letter that is from Ms. Bellum and she starts reading it.] "Dear, Mayor [in Ms. Bellum's voice] By the time you read this, I'll be gone. By working as your assistant every day for the past 12 years, I have accumulated over 1,000 vacation days that I'm required to use on a 1,000-day vacation."
1,000-day vacation? Sweet.
Blossom
[in Ms. Bellum's voice] "I couldn't bear to tell you face-to-face. Goodbye, Mayor. You'll do just fine." [smooch, smooch] "Ms. Bellum".
Whoa, Blossom, you do a really good Ms. Bellum impression.
Blossom
Thanks! [in Ms. Bellum's voice] But apparently, it's worthless now. [She throws the letter away]
Oh! Ms. Bellum was my everything. This may surprise you, friends, but I've grown quite dependent on Ms. Bellum.
[Scenario begins with Ms. Bellum facing the straw to the Mayor's mouth for his drink, freeing the Mayor out of the pickle jar and reading the Mayor a bedtime story; scenario ends]
I'm already beginning to forget her face. What will I do without her?!
Yeah, that's rough. Well, got to go. Video game's calling.
[She is about to go back to the house, but Blossom stops her by the foot]
Blossom
Don't worry, Mayor. We'll help you with whatever you need.
Well, I do have a few things.
[He threw Blossom his to-do list]
Blossom
This to-do list doesn't look so bad. We should be done with it by the end of the day.
Blossom
Okay, girls! Time to level up!
[Blossom punches Barbarus in the face]
VGVideo Game Voice
Combo.
[Bubbles punches Barbarus in the stomach]
VGVideo Game Voice
Double combo.
[Buttercup punches Barbarus in the face]
VGVideo Game Voice
Triple combo. Triple team combo.
[The girls punch Barbarus and sent her flying all the way back to Albatross Prison in her cell, and Bianca also got thrown in Barbarus' cell]
VGVideo Game Voice
Game over.
Aww, it's the first day of school, but what's this, Pokey Oaks Kindergarten is closed?
Blossom
What happened?
[Flashback begins with Bubbles, in her original 1998 counterpart's design, presenting to the students at Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
For my spring break, a fought a giant space crab on a radioactive comet with my sisters. I found this goo after he exploded. [She accidentally threw the bottle of goo] Oops.
[The bottle of goo mutates Pee-Wee the class hamster and he starts to grow huge as the students ran away; End of flashback]
Oh, yeah. [waves] Hi, Pee-Wee!
[Pee-Wee turns to her and grunts out a barely intelligible "Hi Bubbles!"]
The Powerpuff Girls (2016) · 63 quotes
