[Last lines]
Well, nothing left to do but whip up another batch of antidote.
Actually, I don't think that won't be necessary. Private likes big.
Oh, boy.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
And finally, it's the trampling by a thousand rhinos! [A rhino tramples Rico who yelps] Uh, slight glitch, though, we only have one rhino. So you have to do it a thousand times. [Rico gets trampled by the rhino again]
[Some time later]
Flightless bird, you have completed the three trials! By the way, sorry about the extra rhino tramplings. I lost count.
[Rico scatting]
DDuck
Look out! [lands on Rico's face with his rear]
[goes up to Fred in the tree] You there. [Fred looks down at him and sees him holding up a drawing of King Julian and Marlene] Have you seen this Lemur and Otter?
FFred
Which one of them is the Otter?
[Looks at photo and points to Marlene] This one, obviously. Note the whiskers.
FFred
No, I-I thought that was a Cat.
Did I say "Have you seen this Lemur and Cat?"
FFred
No, that's why I thought it was strange that you drew a Cat.
It's not a Cat.
FFred
Then why does it have whiskers?
You know what, never mind the Otter.
FFred
Cat.
Whatever! [Holds the drawing up again] Have you seen the Lemur?
FFred
What's a Lemur?
[Turns around and walks away] I think we're done here.
[hears Skipper wheeze and cough, followed by a bucket being kicked] Skipper's... gone? It-it-it can't be! [jumps off] What'll we do?
We'll honour him the way he would've wanted... by soldiering on like men. [salutes]
[Cut to all three bawling in HQ; Kowalski is hugging Private while Rico spits out a picture of Skipper]
Why, why, WHYYYYYYY!?!?
[after Dr. Blowhole and he stopped laughing maniacally] Question: why are we laughing?
Question: how did the prisoner escape?! [Julien leaps on him]
Prisoner escaped?! Is he dangerous?
[annoyed] No, and apparently, he isn't very bright.
You'll appreciate this, Kowalski. I've installed a lair Theater System, High definition with surround sound. Exre-e-emely spendy.
[slightly angry] Oh, why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?
I am so glad you could all join me to witness history. I am, of course, especially pleased that my fli-i-i-ghtless foes graced us with their presence.
[annoyed] Wouldn't miss it for the world.
There's nothing good on Tely tonight anyway.
[hovering over Private] Well, Private, here's a little show I whipped up. It's called:
CVComputer Voice
Ring of Fire.
It is fitting that I returned to the very aqua theater where I performed tricks for the duller humans. Oh, how it made me bitter.
Sorry. Did he say "bitter" or "better"?
Hard to say; the sound really bounces around in here.
No, that would be the high ceilings.
My humiliation in the Ring of Fire became my inspiration. In the Frozen North, we've constructed a vast circle of certainly surprising devices that tap into the heat of the Earth's core. [four drill-like devices break through the ice, glowing]
Oh, come on. [Dr. Blowhole zooms over to Skipper]
Do you mind?! I'm just getting to the good part! It's re-e-ealy quite a shocker.
It's so obvious. Humiliated by the humans-
-activate the Ring of Fire-
-melt the Arctic-
[Rico babbles]
Well, how did we do, punk?
[slightly surprised] You're... in the ball park.
If you ask me, the not pretty part was the bad guy running away like a scaredy baby. He was no match for me, Double Agent Spy Guy!
[laughs] You're kidding, right?
No, Marlene, you are wrong again. Shut it.
I helped.
[in disbelief] Julien the double agent saves the world? Come on. [leaves]
[stammers flustered] So, I face danger and the adventure of a lifetime, and nobody will ever know about it?
Welcome to my world. That makes you an honorary penguin.
Does that mean I am your BFF?
Uh... We'll keep that code on the Q.T.
[runs past] King Julien is a buffalo firefighter!
Private, do you honestly like Skipper's monkfish surprise?
[trance] No. It tastes like elephant sweat, but everyone pretends to like it to spare Skipper's fragile ego.
[despaired] My whole life... is a lie!
[after being submerged in toy dolls] I confess to everything! My father was not a talking water cycle! [is submerged again] I cheat at whistling! [makes raspberries]
BRBuck Rockgut
These snitches don't know anything. They're just a bunch of "small potatoes."
It's true! I am also secretly a potato. OK, that one was a lie. I just wanted the ropes off, you know?
FFred
I've always wanted to ride in a box. You know, they got cardboard in the inside, too.
[after realizing Buck Rockgut was crazy] Well, maybe we left our paranoia caps on a little too long.
I do feel bad for the old guy. He's wasted decades chasing an enemy that probably doesn't even exist. [the penguins glide on their stomachs back to the zoo; a telescope appears out of a bush and reveals an underground lair]
RSRed Squirrel
[pushing the record button on a tape recorder] Red Squirrel's log. Special Agent Rockgut has been dispos-sed of. [turns his chair around] Time to get to work. [laughs maniacally and leaps toward a metal door, but crashes into it] Stupid eye-patch.
FKFuture Kowalski(s)
Private/Skipper, you've got to stop me!!
[in response to the first future Kowalski] Um... okay. Kowalski, stop, please.
[in response to and kicks the second future Kowalski] There, you're stopped.
FKFuture Kowalski(s)
No, not me, me! That me!
PSPrivate/Skipper
There's 2 of you?
Private, listen to me. I have a Kowalski from the future who--
You have a future Kowalski? I have a future Kowalski! And mine says it must be destroyed!
Well, mine says it must be saved.
Oh, dear! Which future Kowalski do we listen to?
I say... the one that lets you slap a hippie!
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