Dr. Blowhole quotes from The Penguins of Madagascar

Julien

[after Dr. Blowhole and he stopped laughing maniacally] Question: why are we laughing?

Dr. Blowhole

Question: how did the prisoner escape?! [Julien leaps on him]

Julien

Prisoner escaped?! Is he dangerous?

Dr. Blowhole

[annoyed] No, and apparently, he isn't very bright.

Dr Blowhole

You'll appreciate this, Kowalski. I've installed a lair Theater System, High definition with surround sound. Exre-e-emely spendy.

Kowalski

[slightly angry] Oh, why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?

Dr. Blowhole

I am so glad you could all join me to witness history. I am, of course, especially pleased that my fli-i-i-ghtless foes graced us with their presence.

Skipper

[annoyed] Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Private

There's nothing good on Tely tonight anyway.

Dr. Blowhole

[hovering over Private] Well, Private, here's a little show I whipped up. It's called:

Ring of Fire.

Dr. Blowhole

It is fitting that I returned to the very aqua theater where I performed tricks for the duller humans. Oh, how it made me bitter.

Private

Sorry. Did he say "bitter" or "better"?

Skipper

Hard to say; the sound really bounces around in here.

Kowalski

No, that would be the high ceilings.

Dr. Blowhole

My humiliation in the Ring of Fire became my inspiration. In the Frozen North, we've constructed a vast circle of certainly surprising devices that tap into the heat of the Earth's core. [four drill-like devices break through the ice, glowing]

Skipper

Oh, come on. [Dr. Blowhole zooms over to Skipper]

Dr. Blowhole

Do you mind?! I'm just getting to the good part! It's re-e-ealy quite a shocker.

Skipper

It's so obvious. Humiliated by the humans-

Private

-activate the Ring of Fire-

Kowalski

-melt the Arctic-

Skipper

Well, how did we do, punk?

Dr. Blowhole

[slightly surprised] You're... in the ball park.

Way to stick the landing! You were born to dance!

Skipper

[shocked] You mean like a pretty little ballerina?

You know, you are suprisingly light on those little webbed toes. Not unlike a pretty little ballerina.

Skipper

[anguished] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dr. Blowhole

Wait! Rewind a little!

[on monitor] Hans!

Dr. Blowhole

Too far back, fast forward.

[on monitor] Wait! Rewind a little!

Dr. Blowhole

Too forward!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Dr. Blowhole

No, no, that's it! Freeze it!

You want me to freeze sound, Doc?

Dr. Blowhole

That is definitely the scream of an arch-enemy who has met his doom. [snickers evilly]

I mean, I can freeze picture, but sound exists in a continuum.

Dr. Blowhole

I get it. Whatever.

It's just that you ask me to do the impossible, and not the first time, I might add.

Dr. Blowhole

[threateningly] You know that big pot of water in the back, that I keep at a steady, slow boil, next to the movie butter?

[scared] Sound is frozen.