King Julien quotes from The Penguins of Madagascar

Julien

[devastated] My... kingdom...

Private

You did the right thing, Julien... Eventually... When you had no other choice... Um... Good job?

Julien

[delighted] Look how roomy it is now! Finally, a habitat fit for a king! Come, Maurice, let us wallow in the luxurious nothing!

Mort

Hooray for nothing!

King Julien

I was handling it just fine, until you came charging in here like a herd of angry rhinos! [gets trampled by a stampede of rhinos] At least I didn't say like a herd of angry elephants. [gets trampled by a stampede of elephants] Okay, okay, but at least I didn't say a city bus. [gets run over by a city bus] Okay. I see what I did there. But at least I didn't say--

Skipper

Nothing. You didn't say nothing, and you didn't think nothing.

Kowalski

Despite Skipper's double negatives, I trust our point is becoming clear.

King Julien

What happened to the freedom of changing? What happened to the rights of the peoples? I thought this was France!

Maurice

America.

King Julien

No, really. I seriously thought this was France. I've been looking for some decent crepes for, like, three months.

Julien

[once noticing the humans are unconscious by Private's Quantum Hyper Cute] Tell me, who among you is the Dark Wizard?

Rico

That guy.

Private

I was just trying this new little thing I could do! You know, kind of a little... [uses the Quantum Hyper Cute as the other Penguins look away] Boosh.

Julien

[lovingly] OH, LOOK AT HOW CUTE-- TOO CUTE! TOO CUTE!!