The Patrick Star Show Season 1 quotes, page 3 ... TV Quotes Database

Plankenstein

Huh? Those are some weird disguises for feudal villagers.

PSPatrick and Squidina

[dumb laughing] AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[The camera zooms into the candy that SpongeMonster is eating. Patrick and Squidina drool.]

Squidina

Okay, this is the last house in the neighborhood, and our last chance to get candy, so let's get it right!

Patrick

Right!

[They take a deep breath.]

PSPatrick and Squidina

[loudly] Trick or treat!

Plankenstein

Trick? Treat? Threaten me and demand a bribe, will you? Patgor, let 'er rip! [smashes door shut]

PPatgor

Yes, master! [dumps oatmeal off castle, covering Patrick and Squidina]

Patrick

Me-flavored oatmeal! [bites self]

Squidina

Pull yourself together! We didn't come here for oatmeal! That candy will be ours!

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Squidina

Come on. Where's that candy?

[Plankenstein is about to eat some of the candy. Squidina grabs him instead and looks at him.]

Squidina

Ooh, score! A jelly bean!

Patrick

Candy? Gimme!

[Patrick eats Plankenstein, who screams. Patrick sticks out his tongue and sees him, then screams. Squidina starts screaming. Their disguise falls on top of SpongeMonster, making them all scream. They crash and all fall out of the disguise. SpongeMonster holds Patrick and Squidina as Plankenstein drops out of the sky.]

Plankenstein

Good work, SpongeMonster. Now give those interlopers the ol' [making throwing gesture] heave-ho!

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Patrick

I don't know, but I got us candy!

Squidina

Ooh, oh, boy! I'm gonna eat all the Nut Cracklers first! Ooh, or the Tropical Fruit Fuzzies! No, wait! The Cocoa Chunkers!

Squid and starfish": Trick or treat!

[Patrick and Squidina scream, dropping the candy behind and running away. The costumes open up to reveal Cecil as the squid and Bunny as the starfish.]