Scenes with Cecil 9
[Cut to hot dogs cooking on a roller. Patrick grabs two. Squidina is drinking a slushie with her arms full of snacks.]
Check it, Sis! [ties hot dogs into a dog shape] A sea poodle! [laughs, then burns his hand] Ahh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ow! Ow! [runs through shelves] Ooh! Ooh! Ahh!
[Patrick walks up to a kid with an ice cream cone. He dunks his hand inside and sighs in relief.]
Ooh! [eats ice cream off his hand, Kid starts crying and runs away. Huh? I'll make us a family sized vacation feast. [chuckles and Patrick grabs some bags of snacks from the shelves. He shoves them into the microwave, along with some slushies and drinks. He closes it, elbows it shut, and sets the timer, then walks away. The kid that Patrick took the ice cream from is talking to the manager.]
KKid
[sadly] And then he ate it! [points to Patrick] There he is! [whimpering]
Excuse me, sir, you can't come in here [points to the kid] ruining customer's ice cream cones! [waves finger] That's our policy!
[Patrick looks at the manager's outfit.]
[puts hands on head] Whaaa!? [grabs him and runs over the kid] Sis, get a picture of me with the Gas Land mascot!
All right, Stars, photo op! [the family members come in] Say cheese poofs!
PBPatrick, Bunny, Cecil, and GrandPat
Cheese poofs!
[The manager puts some garbage bags into a dumpster. He turns around.]
MManager
Whaaa!? [He sees the worms rampaging and attacking people around the gas station.] What's happening!?
[woman with a worm on her tongue shows up and screams.]
Fred [removes a worm from his face, with golf balls in his eyes, pointing] They did it! [The Stars climb to the top of the mountain with pickaxes. They watch the sunrise.]
What a beautiful vacation sunset. [The Stars sighing]
[The manager gets angry, bites a squeegee between his teeth, and climbs up the mountain. He appears before the Stars with redeyes.]
Cecil[casually] Hey, Mr. Mascot, come to enjoy the sunset with us?
MManager
I want you troublemakers out of my station immediately [intense close-up, he wipes his eyes away with the squeegee] or I will squeegee your faces off. That's our policy. [cackles]
SStars
[unsure] Uh... [cheering] Yay! [laughing]
Cecil
Do my eyes next!
[The episode begins with an open shot of the Star family house, where a horn is being blown. Zoom and cut to the inside of the house, where it is revealed that Bunny is blowing a conch shell.]
[blowing conch horn] Star family assemble! [Several family members travel through a large system of pipes.]
Whee! D'oh! [runs to Bunny]
[on scooter, crashes from above floor] Ugh!
Cecil
[gets out of painting, runs to Bunny] Oh! [chuckles]
[Patrick, in a robe outfit, steps out of a stage door, with pararazzi behind him. Patrick tries to shut the door, but the paparazzi takes his robe outfit. Patrick manages to shut the door and walks off. Patrick taking his sunglasses off, humming, Patrick and Cecil arrive at the scene.]
As you know, tonight is family movie night! [Patrick, Squidina, Cecil, and GrandPat cheer] But first, we all have to do our weekly household chores. [Everyone else looks disappointed.]
[removes his VR goggles] Can't an old man play violent video games in peace anymore? Grr! [looks up] Water? [gets angry and goes to the bathroom while the rest of the family is still laughing]
[as GrandPat approaches] We got shrunk!
Cecil
Can you get us some tiny towels?
Everybody come upstairs now!
Cecil
What's the hold up?
[The Star Family gasp]
He won't eat. He won't bark. He won't bite. Did he turn blue? Tinkle is--
Cecil
Decalcified?
[the family gasp in shock, they sigh while Bunny bursts into tears]
[sobbing] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
SSquidward
La da dee, la da dum... [humming. He arrives at a house and rings the doorbell] Delivering the newspaper, ya-ta-ta-ta!
Cecil
Oh boy! A newspaper for me?
Cecil
Thanks, paper boy! [takes the newspaper]
SSquidward
You still owe me cash! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
Cecil
I'll heard ya back! Ya-ta-ta-ta!
SSquidward
[tries entering the Star Family house and cuts his two tentacles. He then tries to enter the window but cuts his left arm. He then tries entering the Star Family house again but cuts his two other tentacles] Aha. [Cecil opens a window so then Squidward would be able to enter and then gets his head cut off] Typical.
[The tanning bed is completely closed, with heat coming out of it. Patrick looks in and gasps. Bunny, GrandPat, and Cecil do as well. Shmandrake's body is cooked.]
[horrified] WE BARBECUED HIM!
[picks up Shmandrake's body] There goes all our wishes! [cries]
Cecil
[pats Patrick's shoulders] There, there, son. Hey, maybe we've learned a valuable lesson here.
[Patrick and Cecil sniff Shmandrake's aroma.]
Cecil
Say, that does smell delicious. [The family start sniffing Shmandrake's aroma.]
[takes out fork and knife] Let's eat it! [A fork transitions to Shmandrake's body on a plate. The Stars pick pieces from it with forks, leaving only the head. They all eat his body.]
Cecil
Mmm, kind of nice having him feed us for a change, ha ha.
[takes Shmandrake's haed] It sure is! [Shmandrake's head suddenly regrows] Huh?
SShmandrake
[screams, grabs Patrick's shirt] You maniacs! You ate me! [screams and shakes him] Why? [runs away, crying] I can't believe they were so selfish! [cries, then bumps into Squidina and grunts]
[holding shovel] End of the line, Shmandrake. Give me that wish, or you're going back... [points shovel at him] six feet under.
I wish we never found you in the first place.
SShmandrake
Ah. [laughs] Fiddle dee doo-- [spins and laughs] Fiddle dee done! [snaps fingers]
[A purple cloud of magic dust takes Squidina back to her operating a camera and recording Patrick's gardening segment. She looks around.]
Wow, the floor is much softer out here, [shown next to a hole] and once we've dug our hole, [takes out small seed] we plant a little seed.
[off-screen] Hey, look what I found!
[holding a genie lamp] A genie's lamp!
[groans] I wish this cartoon was over already!
[The genie lamp appears. A genie inside snaps its fingers and a magic cloud of dust transitions to black.]
Note:This Halloween Special Is Focused on the Show
[The episode begins at night in Bikini Bottom, with several kids trick-or-treating.]
FTFemale trick-or-treater
Candy! [laughs]
KIKid in monster costume
[comes up to screen] Trick or treat! [laughs and runs off]
[Pinkeye jumps by in a vampire costume and hisses. Ouchie, in a garlic costume, barks and chases him away. Old Man Walker is dressed as a mad scientist, laughs, and swallows the screen. We see the inside of the Star house, covered in Halloween decorations. Cecil, dressed as a werewolf, comes out from behind the couch.]
Cecil
[meows] Wait, is that right?
[rides past covered in toilet paper] I think we're out of toilet paper!
[A fishing rod with Bunny's hair, glasses, and shirt floats by.]
[ghostly] Ooh, I'm the invisible mom! [she is hiding around the hallway, exposing her tattoo] Oh, my! [hides]
[The camera goes into Patrick's room. Squidina is filming Patrick, who is sleeping.]
Okay, Patrick. It's showtime! Up and at 'em!
[She pulls of the sheets to see Patrick asleep and drooling.]
Oh my Neptune, he's dead! [lifts his eyelid to reveal static] Dead tired! [takes out candy bar] Ah! [snaps it] Hah!
[She waves the candy bar in front of Patrick's nose. Patrick sniffs it and sits up.]
It's Halloween, Patrick! You know what that means!
[Patrick reaches for the candy, but falls out of bed. He tries to lick it up, but the Dartfish Family, dressed in costumes, run and pick it up.]
DFDartfish Family
Trick or treat! [run off]
I don't know, but I got us candy!
Ooh, oh, boy! I'm gonna eat all the Nut Cracklers first! Ooh, or the Tropical Fruit Fuzzies! No, wait! The Cocoa Chunkers!
Squid and starfish": Trick or treat!
[Patrick and Squidina scream, dropping the candy behind and running away. The costumes open up to reveal Cecil as the squid and Bunny as the starfish.]
Gosh, do you think we're doing this right?
Cecil
We must be. We've gotten candy from every kid tonight.
Maybe we should save some for Patrick and Squidina?
[They pause for a moment.]
CBCecil and Bunny
Nah! [laughing]
[They dive into the house and eat the candy.]
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