NNarrator
The Patrick Star Show is filmed before a live studio audience.
S4Sitcom Stars
S4Partiall Recall
DPDevil Plankton
You don't wanna let all that turkey go to waste, do you?
ODOther devil Plankton
[is eating turkey with his pitchfork on Plankton's other shoulder] That would be a sin. [holds up his fork as his devils do as well] You're right! Now, how do I put this? Ah! "Don't be jerky, eat the stinkin' turkey." [eats the turkey piece, Dartfish family gasp]
TTTeensy Tom
It rhymed, so maybe it's true.
SDSister Dartfish
[gasps] It did rhyme.
MDMommy Dartfish
He has a point.
DDDaddy Dartfish
A little turkey couldn't hurt, right?
[Cut to the Dartfish family chowing down on the turkey, with the turkey skeleton exposed.]
TTTeensy Tom
[burps] Wow, Pickle, that was delicious.
[rubs Teensy Tom's head] Glad ya liked it, kid.
MDMommy Dartfish
I've never felt so nourished.
SDSister Dartfish
Yah.
DDDaddy Dartfish
I couldn't eat another bite. Unless that bite was dessert!
[Plankton giggles while his devils cackle]
S4The Haunting of Flim-Flam House
FBFlimFlam brother 1
Alright, let's see what's under this cloat.
FBFlimFlam Brothers, Patrick and Squidina
Old Man GrandPat?!
But, why are you a ghost?
It's actually a very long, meandering story. I was...
Phew! Saved by the bell.
S4Rube Tube
So that's it? Replacing me? With Old Man Walker?
Yep! Just like you replaced me with Rube.
What are you talking about? I'm not replacing you with Rube.
You're not?
[The raft hits "land." Rube is pouring digestive fluids out of his hat.]
No! I'm just helping the guy out. I felt bad for him because he lost his-
My crew! [Three skeletons with filming equipment are shown on the other side of the cave. Squidina gasps] Y'all don't look so good. In fact, you look... like you could use something to eat! [The skeleton crew look at each other.]
S1Skeleton 1
Yes! Sounds good.
S2Skeleton 2
I could go for a bite.
S3Skeleton 3
I skipped breakfast.
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