Note:This Halloween Special Is Focused on the Show
[The episode begins at night in Bikini Bottom, with several kids trick-or-treating.]
FTFemale trick-or-treater
Candy! [laughs]
KIKid in monster costume
[comes up to screen] Trick or treat! [laughs and runs off]
[Pinkeye jumps by in a vampire costume and hisses. Ouchie, in a garlic costume, barks and chases him away. Old Man Walker is dressed as a mad scientist, laughs, and swallows the screen. We see the inside of the Star house, covered in Halloween decorations. Cecil, dressed as a werewolf, comes out from behind the couch.]
[meows] Wait, is that right?
[rides past covered in toilet paper] I think we're out of toilet paper!
[A fishing rod with Bunny's hair, glasses, and shirt floats by.]
[ghostly] Ooh, I'm the invisible mom! [she is hiding around the hallway, exposing her tattoo] Oh, my! [hides]
[The camera goes into Patrick's room. Squidina is filming Patrick, who is sleeping.]
Okay, Patrick. It's showtime! Up and at 'em!
[She pulls of the sheets to see Patrick asleep and drooling.]
Oh my Neptune, he's dead! [lifts his eyelid to reveal static] Dead tired! [takes out candy bar] Ah! [snaps it] Hah!
[She waves the candy bar in front of Patrick's nose. Patrick sniffs it and sits up.]
It's Halloween, Patrick! You know what that means!
[Patrick reaches for the candy, but falls out of bed. He tries to lick it up, but the Dartfish Family, dressed in costumes, run and pick it up.]
DFDartfish Family
Trick or treat! [run off]
[a restaurant that looks like a cowboy hat is shown. A zombie kicks the door open.]
ZZed
Howdy, I'm Famous Zed, and if you're anything like me, you are hungry for brains! [head jumps onto a table] At Famous Zed's, we've got buckets of brains all for you! [head jumps on body] Enjoy brain eating at your own pace with a visit to our brain buffet.
[An old man sneezes on the sneeze guard, launching his head against it. His body collapses. A veiw Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Larry and everyone's heads removed]
ZZed
Or order fresh brains right to your table!
[A zombie removes Fred's head and eats his brain.]
ZZed
So remember, the next time you've got a hankering that only brains can satisfy, mosey on down to Famous Zed's Brain Buffet! We'll have you eating brains faster than you can say--
ZZZed and zombies
Brains, brains, brains... [get up to camera]
Huh? Those are some weird disguises for feudal villagers.
PSPatrick and Squidina
[dumb laughing] AHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
[The camera zooms into the candy that SpongeMonster is eating. Patrick and Squidina drool.]
Okay, this is the last house in the neighborhood, and our last chance to get candy, so let's get it right!
[They take a deep breath.]
PSPatrick and Squidina
[loudly] Trick or treat!
Trick? Treat? Threaten me and demand a bribe, will you? Patgor, let 'er rip! [smashes door shut]
PPatgor
Yes, master! [dumps oatmeal off castle, covering Patrick and Squidina]
Me-flavored oatmeal! [bites self]
Pull yourself together! We didn't come here for oatmeal! That candy will be ours!
Come on. Where's that candy?
[Plankenstein is about to eat some of the candy. Squidina grabs him instead and looks at him.]
Ooh, score! A jelly bean!
[Patrick eats Plankenstein, who screams. Patrick sticks out his tongue and sees him, then screams. Squidina starts screaming. Their disguise falls on top of SpongeMonster, making them all scream. They crash and all fall out of the disguise. SpongeMonster holds Patrick and Squidina as Plankenstein drops out of the sky.]
Good work, SpongeMonster. Now give those interlopers the ol' [making throwing gesture] heave-ho!
I don't know, but I got us candy!
Ooh, oh, boy! I'm gonna eat all the Nut Cracklers first! Ooh, or the Tropical Fruit Fuzzies! No, wait! The Cocoa Chunkers!
Squid and starfish": Trick or treat!
[Patrick and Squidina scream, dropping the candy behind and running away. The costumes open up to reveal Cecil as the squid and Bunny as the starfish.]
Gosh, do you think we're doing this right?
We must be. We've gotten candy from every kid tonight.
Maybe we should save some for Patrick and Squidina?
[They pause for a moment.]
CBCecil and Bunny
Nah! [laughing]
[They dive into the house and eat the candy.]
[in the ending of this episode]
CCarolers
♪ We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas... ♪
[The castle is already covered in snow.]
[off-screen] Patgor, battle stations! Boil up a cauldron of eggnog!
PPatgor
[off-screen] Yes, master.
[The text "MERRY CHRISTMAS" appears in red.]
FNFrench Narrator
Merry Christmas. [evil laugh]
