The Patrick Star Show Season 2 quotes

Perch Perkins here live at the premiere of The Patrick Show season [holds two fingers] 2! Let's take a look!

Patrick

[off-screen] Are you ready for season 2?

Season 2! Season 2!

Squidina

Hey, Patrick. Didn't you say there were 11 puppies.

Patrick

Uh-huh.

Squidina

Well, I only see eight.

Patrick

[looks, then shrugs] I don't know. Math is hard.

Squidina

Look, there's only three puppies now.

Patrick

[looking around] Oh, where'd the other 12 go?

Squidina

I don't know. [grabs Patrick's shirt collar] And let's never take our eyes off... [looks behind, gasps] THE PUPPIES! THEY'VE BEEN TOILET-NAPPED!!! What do we do?

Patrick

The one thing we can do.

[jump up and scream] Go get Mom! [run off]

SpongeBob

NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH ME EAT THE ICE CREAM, AND WANT YOUR OWN SO BAD THAT YOU'LL GROW UP AND STOP BEING A BABY!!!

Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.

Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.

Huh?

[points to them] You all hate the Star family?

Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.

[stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!

[raise hands] Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!

Plankton

[appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!

May the best food product win.

[speaking quickly] Yeah, well, that's not you, it's me, see? Tofu's not even a food, is it? Is tofu food? I don't know.

Bunny

[steps on the bump, making the house inflate and explode into trash, off-screen] I just love my fabulous, filthy family.