GrandPat quotes from The Patrick Star Show ... TV Quotes Database

Voiced by Dana Snyder

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The Patrick Star Show: in 9 of its 48 quotes
Most scenes with: Patrick (7), Squidina (6), Bunny (5)

Lines by GrandPat 1

GrandPat

Hey, nice bathroom! I call the top bunk!

S1 Patrick's Prison Pals

View quote →

Scenes with GrandPat 8

[Cut to hot dogs cooking on a roller. Patrick grabs two. Squidina is drinking a slushie with her arms full of snacks.]

Patrick

Check it, Sis! [ties hot dogs into a dog shape] A sea poodle! [laughs, then burns his hand] Ahh! Oh-oh-oh-oh! Ow! Ow! [runs through shelves] Ooh! Ooh! Ahh!

[Patrick walks up to a kid with an ice cream cone. He dunks his hand inside and sighs in relief.]

KKid

Huh?

Patrick

Ooh! [eats ice cream off his hand, Kid starts crying and runs away. Huh? I'll make us a family sized vacation feast. [chuckles and Patrick grabs some bags of snacks from the shelves. He shoves them into the microwave, along with some slushies and drinks. He closes it, elbows it shut, and sets the timer, then walks away. The kid that Patrick took the ice cream from is talking to the manager.]

KKid

[sadly] And then he ate it! [points to Patrick] There he is! [whimpering]

Patrick

Excuse me, sir, you can't come in here [points to the kid] ruining customer's ice cream cones! [waves finger] That's our policy!

[Patrick looks at the manager's outfit.]

Patrick

[puts hands on head] Whaaa!? [grabs him and runs over the kid] Sis, get a picture of me with the Gas Land mascot!

Squidina

All right, Stars, photo op! [the family members come in] Say cheese poofs!

PBPatrick, Bunny, Cecil, and GrandPat

Cheese poofs!

S1 Gas Station Vacation

View quote →

[The episode begins with an open shot of the Star family house, where a horn is being blown. Zoom and cut to the inside of the house, where it is revealed that Bunny is blowing a conch shell.]

Bunny

[blowing conch horn] Star family assemble! [Several family members travel through a large system of pipes.]

Squidina

Whee! D'oh! [runs to Bunny]

GrandPat

[on scooter, crashes from above floor] Ugh!

Cecil

[gets out of painting, runs to Bunny] Oh! [chuckles]

[Patrick, in a robe outfit, steps out of a stage door, with pararazzi behind him. Patrick tries to shut the door, but the paparazzi takes his robe outfit. Patrick manages to shut the door and walks off. Patrick taking his sunglasses off, humming, Patrick and Cecil arrive at the scene.]

Bunny

As you know, tonight is family movie night! [Patrick, Squidina, Cecil, and GrandPat cheer] But first, we all have to do our weekly household chores. [Everyone else looks disappointed.]

GrandPat

Wait, what?

S1 Bunny the Barbarian

View quote →

Patrick

[to puppet] I think your magic word is broken! [as puppet] Argh! You moronic, imbecilic dimwit! [puppet punches him in the face multiple times, and he falls down, Patrick, now injured, puts the puppet in its box.]

MMarcie

[shaking in box] Lemme outta here!

Patrick

What's the magic word? [Marcie's dolphin sounds are heard] Whoa!

GrandPat

Wow!

Patrick

That's not very kid friendly! Bad puppet!

S1 Patrick's Alley

View quote →

[Towards the end of the episode, A robot is about to mow Squidina and Patrick]

SPSquidina and Patrick

Oh No, Robot Gardener Day!!! [both sob hysterically]

GrandPat

Welp, you know what they say "Into the frying pan and into the mower!" [Laughs as the episode ends]

S1 Patrick's Alley

View quote →

GrandPat

[removes his VR goggles] Can't an old man play violent video games in peace anymore? Grr! [looks up] Water? [gets angry and goes to the bathroom while the rest of the family is still laughing]

Bunny

[as GrandPat approaches] We got shrunk!

Patrick

Hey, GrandPat!

Cecil

Can you get us some tiny towels?

S1 SpongeBob SquarePants Presents The Tidal Zone Part One - Shrinking Stars

View quote →

[The tanning bed is completely closed, with heat coming out of it. Patrick looks in and gasps. Bunny, GrandPat, and Cecil do as well. Shmandrake's body is cooked.]

Bunny

[horrified] WE BARBECUED HIM!

Patrick

[picks up Shmandrake's body] There goes all our wishes! [cries]

Cecil

[pats Patrick's shoulders] There, there, son. Hey, maybe we've learned a valuable lesson here.

[Patrick and Cecil sniff Shmandrake's aroma.]

Cecil

Say, that does smell delicious. [The family start sniffing Shmandrake's aroma.]

SFStar family

Mmm...

GrandPat

[takes out fork and knife] Let's eat it! [A fork transitions to Shmandrake's body on a plate. The Stars pick pieces from it with forks, leaving only the head. They all eat his body.]

Cecil

Mmm, kind of nice having him feed us for a change, ha ha.

Patrick

[takes Shmandrake's haed] It sure is! [Shmandrake's head suddenly regrows] Huh?

SShmandrake

[screams, grabs Patrick's shirt] You maniacs! You ate me! [screams and shakes him] Why? [runs away, crying] I can't believe they were so selfish! [cries, then bumps into Squidina and grunts]

Squidina

[holding shovel] End of the line, Shmandrake. Give me that wish, or you're going back... [points shovel at him] six feet under.

Squidina

I wish we never found you in the first place.

SShmandrake

Ah. [laughs] Fiddle dee doo-- [spins and laughs] Fiddle dee done! [snaps fingers]

[A purple cloud of magic dust takes Squidina back to her operating a camera and recording Patrick's gardening segment. She looks around.]

Patrick

Wow, the floor is much softer out here, [shown next to a hole] and once we've dug our hole, [takes out small seed] we plant a little seed.

Squidina

Phew!

Patrick

[off-screen] Hey, look what I found!

Squidina

Huh?

Patrick

[holding a genie lamp] A genie's lamp!

Squidina

[groans] I wish this cartoon was over already!

[The genie lamp appears. A genie inside snaps its fingers and a magic cloud of dust transitions to black.]

S1 A Root Galoot

View quote →

Note:This Halloween Special Is Focused on the Show

[The episode begins at night in Bikini Bottom, with several kids trick-or-treating.]

FTFemale trick-or-treater

Candy! [laughs]

KIKid in monster costume

[comes up to screen] Trick or treat! [laughs and runs off]

[Pinkeye jumps by in a vampire costume and hisses. Ouchie, in a garlic costume, barks and chases him away. Old Man Walker is dressed as a mad scientist, laughs, and swallows the screen. We see the inside of the Star house, covered in Halloween decorations. Cecil, dressed as a werewolf, comes out from behind the couch.]

Cecil

[meows] Wait, is that right?

GrandPat

[rides past covered in toilet paper] I think we're out of toilet paper!

[A fishing rod with Bunny's hair, glasses, and shirt floats by.]

Bunny

[ghostly] Ooh, I'm the invisible mom! [she is hiding around the hallway, exposing her tattoo] Oh, my! [hides]

[The camera goes into Patrick's room. Squidina is filming Patrick, who is sleeping.]

Squidina

Okay, Patrick. It's showtime! Up and at 'em!

[She pulls of the sheets to see Patrick asleep and drooling.]

Squidina