[The tanning bed is completely closed, with heat coming out of it. Patrick looks in and gasps. Bunny, GrandPat, and Cecil do as well. Shmandrake's body is cooked.]
[horrified] WE BARBECUED HIM!
[picks up Shmandrake's body] There goes all our wishes! [cries]
[pats Patrick's shoulders] There, there, son. Hey, maybe we've learned a valuable lesson here.
[Patrick and Cecil sniff Shmandrake's aroma.]
Say, that does smell delicious. [The family start sniffing Shmandrake's aroma.]
Mmm...
[takes out fork and knife] Let's eat it! [A fork transitions to Shmandrake's body on a plate. The Stars pick pieces from it with forks, leaving only the head. They all eat his body.]
Mmm, kind of nice having him feed us for a change, ha ha.
[takes Shmandrake's haed] It sure is! [Shmandrake's head suddenly regrows] Huh?
[screams, grabs Patrick's shirt] You maniacs! You ate me! [screams and shakes him] Why? [runs away, crying] I can't believe they were so selfish! [cries, then bumps into Squidina and grunts]
[holding shovel] End of the line, Shmandrake. Give me that wish, or you're going back... [points shovel at him] six feet under.
I wish we never found you in the first place.
Ah. [laughs] Fiddle dee doo-- [spins and laughs] Fiddle dee done! [snaps fingers]
[A purple cloud of magic dust takes Squidina back to her operating a camera and recording Patrick's gardening segment. She looks around.]
Wow, the floor is much softer out here, [shown next to a hole] and once we've dug our hole, [takes out small seed] we plant a little seed.
Phew!
[off-screen] Hey, look what I found!
Huh?
[holding a genie lamp] A genie's lamp!
[groans] I wish this cartoon was over already!
[The genie lamp appears. A genie inside snaps its fingers and a magic cloud of dust transitions to black.]
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