Rube quotes from The Patrick Star Show

Rube

[grunting] Don't you wish you were here? [Cut to Rube standing in front of some double doors.]

Rube

Then take a trip, you silly, to Frigate Frolic, [zooms out to show a place themed like a sinking ship] Bikini Bottom's fab family fun park and resort. [cut to Rube surfing] You can ride the waves [cut to Rube being lifted by a whale fountain] or blast off at Beluga Blast, [cut to Rube playing pool] shoot some pool, [cut to Rube jumping off a diving board into a pool] or jump in one. [cut to Rube in a dining area where foods are served on hooks] Whether you're hungry for the buffet at the Taj Marlin [cut to Rube holding a towel next to two old people on the beach] or you just want to sunbathe, [throws towel to cover an old lady] we got you covered. [she slaps him] Ow! [cut to Rube holding a sign in front of the building] So meet me at the amazing Frigate Folic! I'll be waitin'!

Brought to you by the gas you won't want to pass. [fart sound effects] Gas Land!

Rube

And, top it all off with the tastiest ride! -

Patrick

Whaa? Ohh! [perks up, looks behind him, and his eyes pop out as he sees the next ride]

Rube

The Baked Alaska! It's got every flavor known to man, man! It's all for you, Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick. Patrick.

Patrick

[looks above him, sweating and drooling in delight] Ohhhhhhhhh... [a close up painting is shown of the star ice cream dazed, but it turns out to be a dream]

Squidina

[walks into Patrick's room] Patrick? Patrick? Patrick! Wake up, Patrick, it's showtime! We've got a crowd today so - [looks below at the drool puddle] Huh, why is the floor wet? Oh, another ice cream dream..

Squidina

So that's it? Replacing me? With Old Man Walker?

Patrick

Yep! Just like you replaced me with Rube.

Squidina

What are you talking about? I'm not replacing you with Rube.

Patrick

You're not?

Squidina

No! I'm just helping the guy out. I felt bad for him because he lost his-

Rube

My crew! [Three skeletons with filming equipment are shown on the other side of the cave. Squidina gasps] Y'all don't look so good. In fact, you look... like you could use something to eat! [The skeleton crew look at each other.]

Yes! Sounds good.

I could go for a bite.

I skipped breakfast.