Plankton quotes from The Patrick Star Show

Plankton

Chum. It's versatile. You can spread it on toast. Hah-hah! Aw. It also keeps you warm on frosty winter nights. Mmm, cozy. The smell keeps out the cold. Here at the Chum Bucket, chum comes in three delicious varieties. Moist, soggy, and pumpkin spice.

Curse that GrandPat Star, [crumbles water cup] eluding me for centuries. I'll get him one of these days.

Hmm. [bell dings, gets idea] Hey.

Huh?

[points to them] You all hate the Star family?

Oh, yeah. / Uh-huh, uh-huh.

[stands on table] Well, so do I. I say we team up and finally get revenge on them, once and for all!

[raise hands] Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah, that's a good idea!

Plankton

[appears under Walter] You know, the Chum Bucket is a great place to hatch a revenge scheme. It's also a great place to [takes out chum] buy chum, [points to them] which none of you did! You bums get out of here! [points to table] And leave those free waters!

You don't wanna let all that turkey go to waste, do you?

[is eating turkey with his pitchfork on Plankton's other shoulder] That would be a sin. [holds up his fork as his devils do as well] You're right! Now, how do I put this? Ah! "Don't be jerky, eat the stinkin' turkey." [eats the turkey piece, Dartfish family gasp]

It rhymed, so maybe it's true.

[gasps] It did rhyme.

He has a point.

A little turkey couldn't hurt, right?

[burps] Wow, Pickle, that was delicious.

Plankton

[rubs Teensy Tom's head] Glad ya liked it, kid.

I've never felt so nourished.

Yah.

I couldn't eat another bite. Unless that bite was dessert!