Every week, I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot-check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
“Product Recall” · Season 3, Episode 21
In this episode: Jim Halpert (3), Dwight Schrute (2), Andy Bernard (1), Creed Bratton (1)
Beer me!
What's that?
Hand me that water. I always say, "Beer me." Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
Lord, beer me strength.
Question, what kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question.
False. Black bear.
That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Question, what kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question.
False. Black bear.
That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Bears do not—What is going on? What are you doing?!
[cut to Jim in interview]
Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... [calculates the total on his watch] eleven dollars.
[cut back to the office]
You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Jim places a bobble-head on his desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
MICHAEL!
Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!
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