The Office (US) · Season 3, Episode 20
“Safety Training” · Season 3, Episode 20
In this episode: Michael Scott (2), Dwight Schrute (2), Jim Halpert (1)
Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Andy, Dwight says welcome back and he could use a hug.
Okay, tell him that that's not true.
Dwight says that he actually doesn't know one single fact about bear attacks.
Okay, no, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. [Andy walks away] Jim! Tell him!
Andy... nah, that's too far.
Damn you.
I saved a life: my own. Am I a hero? I really can't say... but, yes.
Ready?
Let's do it. Drop that sucker.
[Dwight drops a watermelon, which hits a trampoline in the parking lot]
BINGO! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[The watermelon hits the top of someone's car and triggers the car alarm]
Oh crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.
Okay.
Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.
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