Question, what kind of bear is best?
That's a ridiculous question.
False. Black bear.
That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Bears do not—What is going on? What are you doing?!
[cut to Jim in interview]
Last week, I was in a drug store and I saw these glasses. Uh, four dollars. And it only cost me seven dollars to recreate the rest of the ensemble. And that's a grand total of... [calculates the total on his watch] eleven dollars.
[cut back to the office]
You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, so I thank you. [Jim places a bobble-head on his desk] Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!
MICHAEL!
Oh, that's funny. MICHAEL!
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