Ready?
Let's do it. Drop that sucker.
[Dwight drops a watermelon, which hits a trampoline in the parking lot]
BINGO! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
[The watermelon hits the top of someone's car and triggers the car alarm]
Oh crap. Deactivate the car alarm. Clean up the mess.
Okay.
Find out whose car that is. If it's Stanley's, call the offices of James P. Albini, see if he handles hate crimes.
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