You know, you're gonna be exposed to a lot of new things in college next year.
Yeah, horny coeds and alcohol poisoning.
S3 E5The Perfect Storm
Well, you've beaten the Sandy Cohen mind-melt. I was hoping if we gave you the space you needed, you'd realize that this is not the answer to your problem.
Yeah? Maybe my problem doesn't have an answer.
Sure it does, Ryan. You keep out of trouble until you graduate, at the very least you'll end up at a good community college.
Yeah, you'll post of couple of semesters of good work then you could transfer to a four-year school.
Yeah, if you come from my family, it's not so easy.
We're your family now.
I may not be an Atwood anymore but I'm not a Cohen either. I don't know what I am.
So you're gonna figure it out lost at sea.
Lost at sea, lost on my own, what's the difference, right?
Will you quit peeping out the window, Cohen?
You don't peep out of windows. You peep into them.
Huh. You'd know.
[to Taylor] Welcome to the terror dome, Townsend. You're busted.
S3 E6The Swells
Oh God, incoming.
Hey, guys, have you heard about the lock-in tomorrow night? The entire senior class is going to spend the night in the gym.
Oh, we can't make it.
Yeah, I'm taking off my arm with a hacksaw.
CChilly
I don't get it, why don't you like me?
I'm already dating a dork.
S3 E7The Anger Management
There's this guy, and he's gotten it in his head that he's gonna fight me.
Does this have anything to do with the fact that my car is now the "Lil Bitch"?
Maybe. I was gonna fix that.
CChilli
I don't think this is going to work.
Sure it will.
CChilli
Dude, you don't know Volchok. Last year some guy snaked his wave, so he went up on the pier and dropped a kitchen sink on him... Where do you even get a kitchen sink?
S3 E8The Game Plan
Okay, picture me in college. Big fish in a small pond? Or small fish in a big pond?
Well, I don't know. I never really pictured you living in a pond.
So it's safe to say you're not going to Berkeley. Have you told your dad yet?
Sandy Cohen is a perceptive guy. I'm sure he'll figure it out.
Seth, you've got to tell him.
"Dad, I'm not applying to Berkeley... Where'd you get a gun?... Why do you have this gun?" Mmm, that doesn't have a good ring to it.
GGuss
Hey Julie...
I got a gun, Guss.
GGuss
That's cool.
[when the college counselor asks her what she wants] I want 365 sundaes, I don't mean the day after Saturday.
Summer, feel my forehead.
What? Why?
I have college fever. Don't you?
Maybe. What are the symptoms? You become incredibly annoying?
[to Summer] Intimacy, it's a tricky business.
Truth is, I moved out of a place like this when I was eighteen. I never thought I'd be back.
GGuss
Yeah, well, when I was a kid, I wanted to be the wide receiver for the Chargers. Sometimes life don't work out.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The O.C. pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.