The O.C. quotes

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Ryan: Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.

Seth: Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...

Seth: Summer's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, don't look. But, I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

Seth: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. [they pick him up] Oh, I guess you're fans of the cliché.

Marissa: Who are you?
Ryan: Whoever you want me to be

Marissa: Why won't you tell me where we're going? This is pretty far away.
Seth: Oh, wow -- complaining. That's very interesting, considering nobody invited you.
Marissa: Before I came along you were on a skateboard.

Marissa: Do you like them? [the music playing on the car's player]
Ryan: Yeah I guess.
Marissa: Well, what do you like?
Ryan: Everything. I don't know, I don't really listen to music.
Seth: Dude, that's kinda weird.
Ryan: Why, what do you like?
Marissa: Oh, right now..? Punk.
Seth: I'm sorry, Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk.
Marissa: Oh yeah? Well what about The Cramps, Stiff Little Fingers, The Clash, Sex Pistols?
Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill myself.

Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry.
Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back?
Ryan: Actually, I hit him first.
Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.

Luke: Shut up, queer.
Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke: What did you just say?
Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.

Ryan: You know what I like about rich kids? [punches Luke] Nothing.

Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth: So, I'm like asthma?

Summer: Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.

Jimmy: So, how's your mother?
Seth: Ahh, just... married.

Seth: I'm going to visit Ryan. I thought, you know, maybe you'd like to come. I'm sure he'd love to see you.
Marissa: Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?
Seth: Star Wars convention? I'm sorry, her top was off. You couldn't at least have said X-Men for me?