TV show quotes
Look, we want to go away for the weekend, and if we can't trust you by yourselves, you're gonna have to stay with your grandfather. Which means you'll be spending the weekend with Julie Cooper.
[look at each other] You can trust us.
Good, now go do your homework.
[Seth and Ryan sheepishly leave]
[out of the boys' earshot] Nothing like a little Julie Cooper to strike terror in the hearts of children everywhere.
[smirks] Very impressive!
Sorry, Mum. I didn't mean to be a bitch.
Well, apples and trees. You are my daughter.
Caleb Nichol was not a man of many words. He was, however a brilliant man. He leaves a legacy of possibility. But his true achievements were his children. He was a caring father, a wonderful grandfather... a truly terrible father-in-law. So he may be gone, but he won't soon be forgotten. So rest in peace, Cal. And, if you can't do that... I'm sure heaven could use a few more McMansions.
Jess turned out a little crazier than I expected.
Really? That's a surprise, considering you met her face down in a pool.
There's a doctor coming here this afternoon. He's gonna help us stage an intervention.
What? Is this, like, an After-school Special?
What if I stay? What if we give it another shot? We're both older and wiser now.
Well, I'm definitely wiser.
Before Trey, I never actually knew anyone in a coma. Well, I mean on The Valley there's someone in a coma like every week -- but I think that's just so when they wake up, another actor can play the part.
You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour -- God, that is so freakin hot! In a mythic, biblical, Samurai, western kind of way.
[talking to Ryan about Trey, who is in a coma] I kind of like him this way, he's a better listener. Sorry, I get talkative around coma patients. It's a compensation thing.
Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?
Dry cereal from a box and black coffee.
Oh, I love helping sick people. It's just they kept making me sick. So I've been reassigned to gun-shot victims, 'cause you can't catch one of those.
There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world.
She's Taylor Townsend. She's, like, the Carl Rove of our school.
So you can take Carl Ro- you know who Carl Rove is?
Yeah, my step-mom sometimes naps in front of CNN. I hear things as I'm dragging her off to bed.
I know you don't consider yourself as active.
No, two hobbies: shopping and sunbathing.
Captain Oats is a really good listener. Princess Sparkle, she just kinda stands there and looks cute.
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