[Pooh sets scarecrows of his friends at the door, which the crows open]
Surprise! [The crows are alarmed and flee] I wonder where they're off to in such a hurry.
S2Caws and Effect
S2 E4All's Well That Ends Wishing Well
[as Pooh and Eeyore leave] Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Banana splits and Pogo sticks and submarines and Lima beans and- Lima beans?! Yuck! How'd they get into my birthday? [clears his throat] A music box and a pair of socks! A bicycle bell and a carousel! Pies of custard and whole of mustard! [laughs after the screen fades to black]
What'd I tell you? I'll show you how dumb this is. I wish I had a peanut butter and jello sandwich, and a root beer to wash it down with. [his wish comes true as two candles blow out] D-d-did you see that?
Ooh, it looks real.
[eats it] It is real. [laughs] Birthday wishes do come true!
Happy birthday? To me? [opens one of two presents and gasps] A banana split! [Opens the other present] Then this must be a...! It's gotta be a...! YAHOO!
[His cheering can be heard from far away]
I guess he found his Pogo stick.
S2 E5Un-Valentine's Day
[bounces Piglet, sending his cake flying into the sky] Hiya Piglet old pal! What's up?
Uh, up? [his cake is "up"]
Ladies and Gentlemen! Rabbit presents a Rabbit production of "Rabbit's Valentine to Christopher Robin"! Directed by Rabbit. Written by Rabbit. From an original idea by Rabbit. Based on a notion by Rabbit. Starring... the others. [the orchestra signals that he should give them credit] Oh yes. Original music composed by Rabbit too.
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