The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh · Season 1
“Trap as Trap Can” · Season 1
In this episode: Junior Heffalump (3), Piglet (2), Papa Heffalump (2), Tigger (1)
[Papa Heffalump is heard sighing of relief, sneezing and starts blowing the woods like a wind and crashes to the wall of the ground backwards]
Oh, I'm sorry, Papa. I-I'm sorry. I know you're allergic to me goofing up.
It's not perfectly all right, oh sweet son of mine. We'll try it one more time. And I will blow my allergies up.
[Pooh and Piglet are running happily and slide down the log]
You were right, Pooh. That wasn't so very hard.
That's because I'm so very soft. Shall we do it again? [Pooh and Piglet hear a sound]
Testing, testing.
Oh, what's that, P-P-Pooh?
It sounds to me like a crying jag. That's short for Jagular.
Oh, d-d-d-dear. Is that one of the fiercer animals?
I'm not sure, Piglet. But perhaps if we ignore it, it'll go away.
[Sound continues as Pooh and Piglet ignore it]
Testing, testing. One, two, one, two.
But Pooh, it sounds so sad.
Then we'll help.
Good idea, Pooh. [a loud noise scares Piglet] Uh, you - you help first.
(angrily) Hey. What’s all the commotion?
Tigger? Oh, Tigger, we’ve all let down poor Papa Heffalump!
Did you say you’ve all let down Papa Heffalump? (to Piglet) Piglet, listen to me. It’s not true. It is not true. You’re upset, Bunny Boy’s upset. Buddy Bear Pooh Boy’s Upset and Gopher’s upset with Junior too. Now listen to me. I have something to say to you. When you blow up a sneeze and get upset with Junior and your friends and hurt everyone's feelings, there’s only one thing to do. Destroy the trap and give them a lesson about allergies. (to a sad Pooh and Piglet) Don’t worry, Buddy Bear and Piglet, I have a proof plan to trick them. To teach him a lesson about bad goofing off. Teaching them is what Tiggers do best.
(stops crying) Really, Tigger?
My old boy! Who do you believe that? Tigger! Do you know what you’ve done, Junior? (gasps) Hey, you mean to say that you did no longer goof? You mean you tracked them and let everyone down? You trapped them for me?! Oh, you’ve saved me, the Teacher! (shows Junior a brand new jar of Honey.) And to think I taught ya everything. You no longer goof again. And you did well, very well, son. By a real success. This is a brand new jar of Honey! Goodbye, Allergies and Hello, Honey! (singing happily) Ah, Honey, you are mine. (laughing)
Do you like it, Papa?
Like it? Like it?! I love it! Oh, that silly old bear pal of mine gave me this! He doesn't know what a good friend you are! I can hardly wait to swallow all of the honey down! (whooping happily) Take them home, son! Wait till your Mama see this.
My Baby, I'm so happy for you!
I know, Mama, I know.
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