A character in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
Voiced by John Fiedler
The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh · 117 quotes
4th most-quoted character in The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh: in 28 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Tigger (18), Pooh (10), Rabbit (7)
Say, it's the middle of broad daylight! Even a not-so-scary story has to happen at night, you know!
PigletOh but this one happens in the daytime!
Night!
PigletDay!
Night!
PigletDay!
Morning!
PigletEvening! [realizes what just happened] Oh dear...
Piglet[attaching Eeyore's tail to a scary balloon] There, my bully bamboozler is all finished.
Don't move, false face! We caught you pink handed!
PigletCaught me? Caught me doing what?
Caught you looking like this poster, of course.
[Everyone is telling the story of the Three Little Pigs]
Never fear citizens! It is I, the Masked Offender to the rescue!
No no no! You don't belong here.
Whoops. [disappears]
There is no Masked Offender in this story.
PigletPooh, just why does the big bad bunny want to get into the house?
I believe he wants to borrow some... honey. No. Not that. He, he wants uh...
To get out of the rain. [a storm cloud appears over Rabbit]
That's it! No more! This has gone far enough! Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears? It's too much! I'm taking over! [stuffs cloud into picnic basket] I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told! Ahem. I'm going to huff and puff and blow your tree down!
PigletOh, d-d-dear!
[Honey erupts onto Rabbit from the basket]
And the three little piglets, who had all the honey they wanted, lived happily ever after. The end.
PigletOh, I love happy endings, Pooh. But what happened to the big bad bunny?
[drenched in honey] Don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.
What'd I tell you? I'll show you how dumb this is. I wish I had a peanut butter and jello sandwich, and a root beer to wash it down with. [his wish comes true as two candles blow out] D-d-did you see that?
PigletOoh, it looks real.
[eats it] It is real. [laughs] Birthday wishes do come true!
Happy birthday? To me? [opens one of two presents and gasps] A banana split! [Opens the other present] Then this must be a...! It's gotta be a...! YAHOO!
[His cheering can be heard from far away]
PigletI guess he found his Pogo stick.
[bounces Piglet, sending his cake flying into the sky] Hiya Piglet old pal! What's up?
PigletUh, up? [his cake is "up"]
Buddy bear! [turns and accidentally spills honey on Owl]
No, there's nothing in there I want.
[seeing what happened to Owl] Aha! It's Owl! I mean, it's Pooh! I mean...you know what I mean.
Tiptoeing would be a great deal easier if you knew what it is that you're trying not to step IN!
[He falls down a hole and crashes into the ground. Piglet then pushes him out]
PigletDagnabbit! What's goin' on here, sonny?! How am I supposed to find a missing appetite when folks are always droppin' in unexpectedly?!
[He goes back in the hole and digs away]
I don't know exactly what it is, but Gopher doesn't seem to be himself today.
[Piglet has been fooled into thinking it's flooding outside]
This outside looks dry.
PigletAre you sure?
Yes Piglet. We shall just have to look for another outside to find your flood. Either your flood is a very dry flood, Piglet, or it is hiding somewhere.
[Tigger has built a very long ladder stretching across the landscape]
I came. I sawed. I hammered.
This will get us up there.
PigletBut how do we get it up there?
[Narrating Piglet's poem] But you don't want to slow down now cuz you forgot them bumbly bees. [Piglet is chased by bees and runs into a wall that appears out of thin air] Did I mention a brick wall?
PigletNo.
Sorry.
Look, he's only holding a butter knife.
PigletA b-b-butter knife? Oh, d-d-dear. The poor butter.
PigletCookie, anyone?
Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]
Gentlemen take only one cookie
It's a good thing I'm on a diet.
PigletTea, Pooh?
Oh, just a drop...if you please.
Pooh bear!
PigletOne lump or two, Tigger?
Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]
Tigger! Where are your manners?
Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]
No no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.
Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]
Hi, guys. I see you didn't touch my train while I was gone. And because you were so good, I'm going to let you operate the controls. And you, Tigger, are first because you wanted it so much.
No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. Hey. Anyone want to go outside and play "guess who's sleeping"?
Oh, how wonderful.
Always cheating again.
PigletCan I borrow a pillow?
Oh, well. Hey, guys, wait for me. I want to play.
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