BurtonYou okay there?
Yeah, it's my new date-night underwear. It just got to fifth base.
S1 E3 Open Water
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Played by Matt Letscher
The New Adventures of Old Christine · 21 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The New Adventures of Old Christine: in 3 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Christine Campbell (3)
Scenes with Burton 3
BurtonOh, come on, it hasn't been that bad, has it? I mean, didn't doing it in your car last week make you feel like a teenager?
BurtonYeah, until I got home and I had to ice... everything.
No kidding, I got a bruise from knee to nipple.
S1 E5 I'll Show You Mine
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BurtonChristine, I'm sorry. I know you were probably kind of surprised to see that I was seeing someone so soon after we broke up. But I really didn't think it would bother you, especially since you're the one who broke up with me.
Oh, no, it didn't bother me. I've seen people too, lots. I'm the town factory for God's sake. You can't close me down.
S1 E13 A Fair to Remember
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