What's intercourse?
MatthewSomething to do with golf. You should ask your mom.
Does mom golf?
MatthewShe's been known to hit the links.
S1 E4 One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
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Played by Hamish Linklater
The New Adventures of Old Christine · 21 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in The New Adventures of Old Christine: in 5 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Christine Campbell (2)
Scenes with Matthew Kimble 5
MatthewMatthewMatthewWhat's going on?
Nate just said the "F" word.
MatthewSo? You say that word all the time; you said it three times in the car on the way over here.
No, the other "F" word--the gay one.
S1 E6 The Other F Word
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LLiz
Do you like being a nanny?
MatthewI do, although I prefer the word manny.
S1 E8 Teach Your Children Well
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[Christine is trying desperately to get into a sold out Rolling Stones concert]
Sir, uh, I'm sorry, let me just explain to you my situation. Okay, my nine-year-old is in there with his father and his new girlfriend, and there's a very strong possibility that he's gonna let him go to the bathroom on his own.
TWTicket Window Clerk
I'm so sorry. I didn't, I didn't know. We keep two emergency tickets available for situations like this. Is the fourth row okay?
That would be great.
TWTicket Window Clerk
OK, uh let me just get those for you. [looking questioningly around the booth] Where do we keep them? Duh, they're right here! [he reaches up and slams the window blind shut in her face]
He's not getting the tickets?
MatthewUh, no, sweetie, he's not.
S1 E11 Exile on Lame Street
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What am I doing?!
MatthewApparently my sister.
S1 E13 A Fair to Remember
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