Richard Campbell quotes from The New Adventures of Old Christine

Richard

How's my little third-grader?

I look ridiculous in these clothes.

Richard

Yeah... you kinda do.

Christine

Richard, don't make this harder for me.

Richard

I'm sorry. [to Richie] Cool pants, is that Rayon?

Richard

Mind if I use your bathroom?

Christine

Oh.

Richard

I got to make a pit stop, not a full pit stop just an oil change. I'm going to pee.

Richard

It shouldn't be this difficult. I mean I said 'I love you' on our first date, and you said it back to me.

Christine

We had just seen Ghost. I would have told the movie-usher I loved him.

Richard

It's good to know our marriage was based on such a rock solid foundation.

Christine

It worked out pretty good... except for the divorce.

Richard

What am I doing?!

Matthew

Apparently my sister.

Christine

I was vulnerable, I was having a hard day! You took advantage of me!

Richard

You put your hands down my pants!