RitchieWhy is everyone's car so much bigger than ours?
Because they don't believe in themselves.
RRichie
Do we believe in ourselves?
[shrugs] Look at our car.
S1 E1 Pilot
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Played by Trevor Gagnon
The New Adventures of Old Christine · 21 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in The New Adventures of Old Christine: in 3 of its 21 quotes
Most scenes with: Christine Campbell (2)
Scenes with Ritchie Campbell 3
RitchieRitchie, we have talked about this. You're eight years old. We live in Los Angeles. You have to learn how to swim.
RitchieWhy?
Because, honey, you can't keep going to pool parties telling people you're having your period.
S1 E3 Open Water
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RitchieWhat's intercourse?
Something to do with golf. You should ask your mom.
RitchieDoes mom golf?
She's been known to hit the links.
S1 E4 One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
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