What am I doing?!
Apparently my sister.
“A Fair to Remember” · Season 1, Episode 13
In this episode: Christine Campbell (3), Richard Campbell (2), Matthew Kimble (1), Burton (1)
I was vulnerable, I was having a hard day! You took advantage of me!
You put your hands down my pants!
Christine, I'm sorry. I know you were probably kind of surprised to see that I was seeing someone so soon after we broke up. But I really didn't think it would bother you, especially since you're the one who broke up with me.
Oh, no, it didn't bother me. I've seen people too, lots. I'm the town factory for God's sake. You can't close me down.
Stripper boots! Those weren't stripper boots! I'll have you know those were hooker boots!
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