Ma, you have nothing to do with this!
I have nothing to do with my daughter's boss's daughter's sweet sixteen?
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Gracie, that whining is so annoying. (whining) Where did you pick that up?
Oh my God, a roach! A roach!
Well, take your shoe off and kill it!
(Val takes off her shoe and steps on the roach with her bare foot)
The years are passing me by! 27, 28, 29, 29, 29...
But Val meant, Danny her ex-fiance (the three children gasp)
You lie?
As if
Just spare me the details.
Alright, but it's about Danny and Heather Biblow.
Alright, come on, dish!
Well, you didn't hear it from me, but Heather wants Val out of the bridal shop so Danny fired her.
He didn't!
He did.
Er...I'm letting go and you're not. Why?
SSydney
Aren't you gay too?
Me? I'm not gay.
SSydney
I just assumed. You're over 30, never been married, there isn't a man in your life...
Oh, honey, I'm not gay. I'm just pathetic.
Oh my god.
What? Another rat?
Worse. There's an echo in here. I just heard my own voice.
CCC.C
Maxwell, I can not tell you how exited I am about our little weekend...[sprays perfume on her] getaway...[sprays more perfume] to Boston. [sprays more perfume]
Its a business trip C.C
CCC.C
Of course I know that. Work work work. In fact, I'm on my way to get a wax-I mean fax.
Don't worry sir you'll be near Salem, they know how to take care of her kind there.
Niles you don't think C.C wants to go to Boston to um...you know.
Shout the British are coming?
JJudge
Miss Fine? Do you have your attorney present?
Oh... my attorney present. Oh-oh... you know what, I'm not going to get him anything. Let's see how he does first.
JJudge
(to the bailiff) Is this a competency hearing?
(about Fran's uncle and lawyer) He's strictly pro bono.
Really? Well I'm glad he's not representing me because I'm pro Cher.
My God, Val, Mr. Sheffield proposed to me just to get even with his mother!
Wow! ...Good thing she showed up, huh?
I can't marry someone under false pretenses!
You can't? Gee, you think you know a person.
(Running into Maxwell's office) Look at this! 'Hello Dolly' spelled out in Spaghetti O's! I swear it fell out of the can that way!
Hang up man I'm not going through with it
Oh you stupid fool
What a rotten thing to do dragging Miss Fine in the middle of all this, Poor thing has a crush on me as it is.
Oh she does, does she?
Oh come on man, wouldn't you?
Yes well you've always been the sunshine of my life.
Oh I don't know Niles, Maybe I'm making too much of all this, I mean surely she must realize I just blurted it out in the heat of the moment, Yea she couldn't have possibly have taken me seriously.
That's what i was gonna wear on our honeymoon night.
There's nothing in here but lip gloss.
Suffer
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