That's one of the reasons I always thought the Muppets are weird. They think explosions are funny. Explosions aren't funny.
[Statler's cigar explodes.]
...although, some of them are really quite droll.
“Juliet Prowse” · Season 1, Episode 1
In this episode: Waldorf (3), Statler (2), Kermit the Frog (1), Miss Piggy (1)
[after Juliet called him "the Robert Redford of frogs"] You're gonna be coming back on this show a LOT!
Yeah, whadya think?
Beats sitting home watching television.
MMMahna Mahna
Mahna Mahna!
Do you prefer Shakespeare to Bacon?
PPig
I'd prefer anything to bacon.
Yeah, what'd ya think?
Beats sitting at home watching television.
MMMahna Mahna
Mahna Mahna!
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