Oh, hold my hand, pig-of-my-dreams! Just touch me, oh, hog-of-my-heart!
Here's a touch for you, wimp-buzzard, HAI-YA!
“Mummenschanz” · Season 1, Episode 24
In this episode: Gonzo (3), Miss Piggy (3), Kermit the Frog (1)
[singing while following Miss Piggy] She kissed me! She put her arms around me and she kissed me!
[humiliated] It was that case of the mistaken identity!
Hug me, Miss Piggy! Hold me!
I will not hug you, you...twit turkey!
Oh, hold my hand, pig-of-my-dreams!
Will you beat it, twerp?!
Just touch me, oh, hog-of-my-heart!
Here's a touch for you, wimp-buzzard!
I'm ready!
HAI-YA! [karate-chops Gonzo, and leaves]
[singing dazed] She touched me...She swung her porky pinkies and she touched me! [faints]
Piggy, while I appreciate this offer of affection, I hope you will understand when I tell you, as usual, that I do not want you.
Oh, then can I have her?
HAI-YA! [standing between Kermit and Gonzo, she karate-chops both of them, one with each hand] That is known as getting two turkeys with one chop.
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