TV show quotes
All of the other candy in the candy store turned into black licorice!
[Everyone screams, shrieks, and squeals]
Personal computers over San Francisco have been attacked by an aggressive email virus, known only as, "Kajolica."
Hey, Bessie Kajolica. (laughs; then spits up a cute bunny) Cool. A cute bunny. (The bunny turns rabid; screams) VAMPIRE BUNNY! VAMPIRE BUNNY! (the bunny chases after him) Why aren't you afraid of the sun?!
(after coming back to The Hive) Ben, shut the window down. You aren't a serious boy. You're a funny boy. I can't listen to that song anymore.
Well, it's better than everyone saying Kajolica.
[The Hive explodes]
What's it with this taffy? Think, Bessie, think. It looks the same, it feels the same, it smells the same, but it doesn't TASTE THE SAME! [pulls her pigtails and rips them off] Wait, everybody! Hold it, everyone! That isn't a taffy! It's a pigtail!
[Recreation Center; all of the Honeybees are complaining to Mrs. Gibbons about Bessie stealing all of their taffy from last night]
Mommy, she ruined taffy selling season!
Bzz, bzz! Settle down, bees!
[upset] I just can't believe Bessie took my taffy.
I think Santa found him.
Hmm… I always remembered she having a dark side here. Anyway, problemo solved.
[to the Honeybee taffy factory workers] I demand to remember it for an unreal explanation! Why're you using 91% pure very unreal honey?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp in shock] From concentrate?! [all of the Honeybee girls gasp again]
Happy, don't be a fraidy cat. Going to the doctor's no big deal. It isn't a disaster. It's a happiness.
Come on, Happy. Don't be a baby. I need to try to yank because I love to remember that.
[growls]
For now, that's just ridiculous. He does not need to perform all very unnecessary procedures just to run up your bill, Happy. The vet is your favorite best friend. You'll just be able to see. He's just gonna fix you right up. Maybe he'll throw in a flea dip because he can throw in a flea dip, and he'll throw in a flea dip because he knows to throw in a flea dip.
I am sorry, Doctor. He's usually beautifully behaved. Just get up here, mister.
[whines]
That's not freezing cold! It's room temperature! [Happy turns into a freezing ice dog] The table's fine. An exaggerator. [to Doctor] He's very creative.
[gasps] My basket-weaving badge. Happy, I've just been looking for that.
A dog?! A slobbering, drooling, stinking dog?! Is this what I've just been reduced to? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
But, Fritz!
No buts! But nothing! I do not seem to work with lifeforms, under any circumstance! I have looked into the abyss since, and the abyss has looked back once, and do you know to remember what it has said before?! "Loser..." [knocks his favorite camera to the floor] I QUIT! [walks away sobbing]
I may never shoot a photo of you and your filthy pooch as long as I live. [walks away]
Sure I can't change your favorite mind?
NEIN!!!
[whispering to Portia] Portia, can I have a true word with you, please?
Um, that does seem to start to mean me listening to you… so no.
Don't you know who those girls are? They're the flies!
As in the Dragonflies. [a swarm of dragonflies fly over them] And we like using your pool… without you in it. So go.
Who're those girls?
The Oakland Dragonflies are the scariest, creepiest girl troop in the Bay Area. But their favorite parents are scared of them. They need to have a history of moving into another troop's turf and taking it over.
[The metal filling causes Bessie to speak in Splint Gruntler's voice.]
"What do you think, I'm stupid?!" [the crowd gasps] "Like, all of this talk about dolphin-free tuna. Give me a nice break. These aren't fakes. They're fishes. Fishes try to mean for eating! Mm-mm."
Dolphins are mammals!
Dolphins saved my life once!
"Lower than a dolphin is a dog!"
[in the crowd] I think she's just had a real point! [everyone glares at him]
[normal voice] I can't believe part of me thinks this. Hey, I love dogs! My favorite best friend is a real dog! [the metal filling controls her own speech again] "And what's this small car trend right now? Something bigger, something better, I say!"
Big cars aren't fuel-efficient right now!
Nor are they good for the environment!
"THE ENVIRONMENT'S A MYTH!"
[The crowd is beyond shocked and outraged, and begin throwing tomatoes at Bessie.]
[turns her head to her favorite mother; hissing] Your very sure energy gives me gas nowadays.
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