[hopeful] Every superhero needs a sidekick!
I'm not the Mighty B yet, Ben, I need to have 4584 badges to go!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
H- Hi. My name's Bessie Higgenbottom. And Happy sends his sincere regrets....but we have just tried to part ways....as...committed......and caring friends.
Happy?
And...he...(her own eyes starting to tear)...is no longer......my favorite dog. (runs off-stage)
[list a good reason for a dog] One: I've always just seen a real dog. Two: If I get a dog, I may put it in the Honeybee dog show and win the Animal Appreciation badge, and that is the badge that I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really did. (later) Forty-five: If we was getting a real dog, it might start to guard our own apartment this morning! Forty-six: Dogs are nice. Forty-seven: Dogs aren't cats. Forty-eight: Before you're feeling tired, you can try to rest your head on it like a pillow! (later) Seven-hundred-twenty-nine: If I were getting a real dog, I might rescue it this morning, and there are over 1682 homeless animals in the city of San Francisco! Go. May you feel that great if that's what that can do, Mom? May it feel great if I rescue a homeless dog?
Yes! Bessie! Yes, go! Rescue a real dog.
But you need to take your favorite brother.
(about Happy) Well, that's a filthy thing! Where did you get him? A shelter? With all of the other dirty people and all of the other dirty things?
She found him in a dumpster! (laughing, giggling, chuckling, cackling, guffawing, snickering, tittering, snorting, tee-heeing, chortling, and sniggering )
Hey, Rocky! Good moves.
RRocky
Hey, Bessie! Want to hang out with us?
(grabs Rocky's skateboard) I like to wish, but I can't, but I hereby shall see you elsewhere because I hereby can see you elsewhere and I hereby will see you elsewhere because I hereby do need to see you elsewhere later! (runs off with Rocky's skateboard)
RRocky
Oh, no.....
Well, that's gravity for you!
WMr. Wu
So, Mighty B, it seems to appear you have defeated me. I honor you with a fresh dumpling! (feeds Bessie dumpling)
You know, I'm fine with winning. Happy's one of them and he's my favorite friend and I love him! Always tip your waitresses. Xe isn't a worse gender-neutral. Xe's a better gender-neutral.
Bessie Higgenbottom reporting for duty! (trips)
I made up this whole "trying to train" schedule. It's color code and I used those markers that smell like candy but, they don't taste like candy....
(sees dog lying on street and walks up to him) Hi! My name's Bessie Higgenbottom and- (gasps) Look at your ear! Awesome! I hate perfect ears! I hate perfect things! (smiles widely)
[about Happy] I can't believe it! He's the worst dog I've ever met before or once or since!
You're six! How many dogs have you met before or once or since?!
Are you going to your troop meeting? Can I come?!
(sings) Noooooooooooooooooo!
WMr. Wu
So, Mighty B, we meet again.
(in Mighty B form) Prepare to face the awesome sting of the Mighty B!
[to the other girls in the other line] Hey, you gals! Are you ready to try to rock this bad boy?
So ready? I'm going to wear double scrunches, amn't I?
(looking at a blimp wearily) I'm feeling tall, I might touch that balloon if I were seeing that balloon!
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