Sorry. It was a welcome back gift.
Very thoughtful, Wayne.
How did you know it's from me?
I'm a homicide detective.
S5 E19Red Letter Day
Don't you think it's odd Homeland Security's fascination with a California serial killer?
Everything about Bob Kirkland is odd.
Here we go Lisbon... Gossip.
Go ahead. Say it. Now you're supposed to say "say what?". And I say "you think I'm an idiot for buying Van Pelt that orchid". You know what? I'm glad I did. Cause now the ball's in her court. I'm gonna be so zen about this. The move's hers. I'm gonna be the reed that bends in the breeze.
You're still in love with her. But instead of telling her, you bought her a plant.
That's pretty zen though, right?
Beautiful orchid, Grace. Well chosen, Rigsby.
You're gonna touch all of them?
Haven't touched that one. I'm looking for poppy.
Lisbon took it. If you want poppy, grab the everything bagel.
Yeah, but it has all the other stuff on it. Like those onion scrubs, I mean what are the point of those?
All I see is problems.
All I see is bagels.
Just make a choice.
S5 E20Red Velvet Cupcakes
So you think he lied about the trip?
[over the phone] Well, I'm almost certain.
So if he's not white-water rafting, where is he?
Well, I don't know, but I'm sure you two will figure it out. And, Rigsby? Put the cupcake back.
[Rigsby places the cupcake he was holding behind on his back back on the counter]
Jane, I need you.
It's nice to be needed. Anything for you, Lisbon.
He has a talk radio show— "Prescription For Love with Buddy Hennings".
[Jane smirks]
What? I've listened to it in my car a few times.
All right. I'll go talk to Buddy Hennings, the Love Doctor, and you check out the shady bakery.
Van Pelt and Rigsby can handle that. I'll go to the radio station with you.
Ahh... that's 'cause you're a fan!
I am not! Look, I just think he's a viable lead.
It's all right, Lisbon. We all have our guilty pleasures.
Hi, we need to speak with Buddy Hennings.
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If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couple's intake.
Oh, we're not a couple. Please.
What she means is ours is more of a platonic love.
I have a very exciting assignment for you, Grace.
You do? Cool, what is it?
These are for you. Try them on.
Nothing for me?
Trust me, you wouldn't like them.
Your brow is furrowed and you have that squinty look in your eye. You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing, but the Catholic schoolgirl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.
You're right. I don't get it. I can't wrap my head around it.
I mean, "fetish" is a strong word, but everyone has that thing. It's just... It's human nature.
I don't.
Oh, come on, Lisbon. Don't deny yourself that freedom. There's definitely something out there that works for you, something that flips your switch. Like turtlenecks.
You're right. It's inappropriate. Good night!
Turtlenecks it is.
S5 E21Red And Itchy
I'm gonna guess this man was suffering from rheumatoid arthritis.
Well, if you're gonna get in a gunfight, it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.
The Tupperware's a clue. Why hide something in Tupperware?
I don't know. Keep it fresh?
Nothing stays fresh for nine years.
Well, maybe LaRoche needed a box, and the Tupperware was handy.
No. Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.
And when you do find it, the lid's always missing.
Right? I hate that.
My time is running out. Whatever happens, I want to thank you for trying to help me.
Well, truth is, you're a hard man not to help, LaRoche. You're like a Shar-Pei puppy that's rolled onto its back. You have to rub its belly.
You're mocking me.
No, no, I'm happy to rub your belly.
That won't be necessary.
I hope not.
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