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S5 E20

The Mentalist · Season 5, Episode 20

“Red Velvet Cupcakes” quotes from The Mentalist

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“Red Velvet Cupcakes” · Season 5, Episode 20

In this episode: Patrick Jane (6), Teresa Lisbon (5), Kimball Cho (1), Grace van Pelt (1)

So you think he lied about the trip?

[over the phone] Well, I'm almost certain.

So if he's not white-water rafting, where is he?

Well, I don't know, but I'm sure you two will figure it out. And, Rigsby? Put the cupcake back.

[Rigsby places the cupcake he was holding behind on his back back on the counter]

He has a talk radio show— "Prescription For Love with Buddy Hennings".

[Jane smirks]

What? I've listened to it in my car a few times.

All right. I'll go talk to Buddy Hennings, the Love Doctor, and you check out the shady bakery.

Van Pelt and Rigsby can handle that. I'll go to the radio station with you.

Ahh... that's 'cause you're a fan!

I am not! Look, I just think he's a viable lead.

It's all right, Lisbon. We all have our guilty pleasures.

Hi, we need to speak with Buddy Hennings.

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If you want to be on the show, you have to fill out this form and take it to couple's intake.

Oh, we're not a couple. Please.

What she means is ours is more of a platonic love.

I have a very exciting assignment for you, Grace.

You do? Cool, what is it?

These are for you. Try them on.

Nothing for me?

Trust me, you wouldn't like them.

Your brow is furrowed and you have that squinty look in your eye. You want to talk to me about the whole foot fetish thing, but the Catholic schoolgirl in you tells you that it's not necessarily appropriate.

You're right. I don't get it. I can't wrap my head around it.

I mean, "fetish" is a strong word, but everyone has that thing. It's just... It's human nature.

I don't.

Oh, come on, Lisbon. Don't deny yourself that freedom. There's definitely something out there that works for you, something that flips your switch. Like turtlenecks.

You're right. It's inappropriate. Good night!

Turtlenecks it is.

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