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The Mentalist · Season 5, Episode 21

“Red And Itchy” quotes from The Mentalist

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“Red And Itchy” · Season 5, Episode 21

In this episode: Patrick Jane (4), Teresa Lisbon (4), Wayne Rigsby (1), Grace van Pelt (1), LaRoche (1)

I'm gonna guess this man was suffering from rheumatoid arthritis.

Well, if you're gonna get in a gunfight, it's best to get in one with an arthritic shooter.

The Tupperware's a clue. Why hide something in Tupperware?

I don't know. Keep it fresh?

Nothing stays fresh for nine years.

Well, maybe LaRoche needed a box, and the Tupperware was handy.

No. Tupperware's never handy. It's always in the wrong drawer.

And when you do find it, the lid's always missing.

Right? I hate that.

My time is running out. Whatever happens, I want to thank you for trying to help me.

Well, truth is, you're a hard man not to help, LaRoche. You're like a Shar-Pei puppy that's rolled onto its back. You have to rub its belly.

You're mocking me.

No, no, I'm happy to rub your belly.

That won't be necessary.

I hope not.

Why don't you just ask LaRoche what's in the box?

He's not gonna tell me voluntarily. It's embarrassing to him and deeply personal.

And it's in Tupperware?

Yes. How could you not want to investigate?

Two years ago, I hired a petty thief to break into LaRoche's safe for a list of Red John suspects.

Yeah, I know. I had to slug the guy in front of his lawyer to keep you out of jail. Cost me six months in anger management.

Yeah, and I hope you learned something. [Lisbon hits him]

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