It's funny, isn't it? The big regrets in life people keep to themselves.
I don't know. I tell people about you.
Nice one. A zinger. High and tight.
S2 E10Throwing Fire
Where are you going?
Baseball academy I was thinking. Don't we have the Silvas thing?
Rigsby and Van Pelt are talking to the theater manager now.
Why? No, no. Wasn't her. Murder weapon was a baseball bat. Baseball bat. Baseball academy. Common sense.
Do you know who the killer is?
What do you think?
I think you said 'what do you think?' to make me think you do so I'll go with you, but really you don't.
[chuckles] Cho?
Baseball bat. Baseball academy. That's not common sense.
Great. We'll all go.
I've never caught a foul ball before.
Technically, you still haven't. Cho, you take him.
Yeah.
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm fine.
How many fingers?
Six. Haven't we got a murder to solve?
You were unconscious.
No, I wasn't.
Jane, you were.
Was not. [at Lisbon] Your turn. Okay, I'll see a doctor. [Shouting at crime scene doctor] Uh, excuse me, doctor?
DDoctor
Mmm?
I know, a real, live patient. I'm excited, too.
S2 E11Rose Colored Glasses
Ah-ha!
Is that a useful ah-ha or an annoying ah-ha?
A brawl? you started a brawl? Come on!
You go to hell. Take a toothbrush.
Which way is that? [Lisbon glares at him] I'll go.
[Trying to guess what instrument Lisbon played at school]
Timpani!
No.
S2 E12Bleeding Heart
DDonner
Is he sniffing her?
Yes.
DDonner
You pay him to sniff people?
MWMelba Walker Shannon
[To Wilson] These people will be leaving now.
I like the way you say that. Melba-like-the-toast. So tough and command. Let me tell you something. We are state law enforcement. And we leave when we want to leave.
Thanks for your time.
She wants to leave. See ya.
So, uh, guys. I have something to say.
We have something to say.
Uh, life's too short for dishonest. Van P... Grace and I are... lovers.
No you're not.
Um, yes we are.
Well, it's a big secret, well kept.
Maybe you knew, but nobody else did.
I knew. Half the building knows.
They do not!
Yes they do.
The only person who didn't know is glaring at you right now.
And now I have to do something about it.
What are you gonna do?
Yeah, what are you gonna do?
Thinking.
S2 E13Redline
[To Lisbon] You have a damaged intensity that's quite attractive.
[With his mouth full] Hmm, yeah.
He's got everything he wanted since he was thirty.
Not you.
[After Jane let Walter's car fall off a cliff. Lisbon gets a phone call] Hey Cho... Oh no... Oh great. No. No, you can handle this one. Just be clear that the CBI is not liable. He is just a consultant.
You're a psychic, aren't you?
What makes you say that?
You have this charlatan air about you. (Jane smiles and looks at Lisbon who smiles too.)
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