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The Mentalist
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S2 E5Red Scare

No, it doesn't, because ghosts don't exist.

They don't exist in your mind, but if you believe they exist, then, they exist.

You killed Foster for an old key.

DDrew

I wonder what it opens.

Oh, I know what it opens.

DDrew

What?

(Jane makes a sign that his lips are sealed)

He's just messing with you. He's mean like that.

S2 E6Black Gold and Red Blood

So they let you out, then?

Yes, they did. Thank you very much.

Had nothing to do with me.

So modest.

Oh, right. Bosco's so in love with me that he'll do whatever I say.

Yes. Yeah. It's a little farfetched. He does love you. How could he not? But he's not the type to bend his principles over love. So I figure it's something more concrete. You must have something on him.

You think?

Yes. Something he did wrong. Something very bad that you know about. Now he's not the type to steal or do drugs, so my guess? He hurt someone. He killed him. A bad guy that he couldn't catch any other way.

No.

Yes and you helped him do it. No. You found out after the fact and you let him off the hook because the bad guy deserved it.

No.

I'm touched that you would risk your career over me. That means a lot to me.

If you're right, and I'm not saying you are, it would mean I broke the trust of somebody I trust and respect for your sake. If it is true, I would hope in the future you would be a little more mature and responsible in your behavior.

I'm grateful and all, but let's not go crazy here.

I should have let you rot in jail. [both smile]

S2 E7Red Bulls

I've got to get back to the Westlake's.

I'd like to come with, if that's all right. I'd like to ask the Westlake's some questions about the dead guy, see if there's a connection.

Okay.

[to Cho, Rigsby and Van Pelt] Start digging on the Hangler case. Contact the family and set up an interview.

And I'd like to leave Hicks here to work with your team, if that's all right with you.

Okay.

Keep 'em honest.

Hey. Care to reframe that, Sam?

No. They're Jane's people. They need watching.

I like to think of them as my people.

Think what you like. I can't have them trying to pull some cheap stunt behind my back.

Well we have a whole range of expensive stunts if you don't like the cheap ones.

We came in hot because we thought the kidnap victim was there.

Mia...somebody?

Mia Westlake. Marin County heiress. She was taken a day and half ago. Witness gave us a partial plate on the kidnapper's car. We dug up an outstanding parking ticket to a car in Oakland. Checked the address. Found there were people inside a house that was supposed to be empty.

And he found you there because?

Ah, we got a call from the coroner's bureau. There was a report of a corpse in a house, but they were short handed. Budget cuts. So they asked us to go and check it out. My team went in the house, the corpse was there but the coroner wasn't. So we waited.

And everyone almost died in a hail of bullets.

S2 E8His Red Right Hand

MMeredith

[about the attack against CBI agents[ Special Agent Minelli, our condolences. Would you describe your feelings at this terrible time?

Wow, Meredith. That's-you media guys, that's just... You know, for eight years I've put up with the idiotic questions of the media and I've never said squat. But today, I must tell you, Meredith, you've really set a new standard in horse-assery. You people have no concept of what we do. We go into dark, horrible places. Alone and afraid. And we do it with no money, broken-down vehicles, with computers that have more viruses than a $10 whore. How? Good people, and I've lost three good people today and a fourth who is in critical condition, and you ask me how I'm feeling. I'm feeling sad, you moron. Any other questions?

Morning, Rebecca. They look good. One of those for me? You know, it's all right to like me now. Your boss and I made up.

That's okay, Rebecca. I don't like him, either.

She's a liar. She loves me.

Yeah.... keep telling yourself that.

You lost a lot of blood. They don't think you're going to make it!

Then I have to say this! I love you, Theresa!

(blushes and whispers) I love you too!

(thinking that she thinks he means as friends) No, I LOVE you!

(starts crying as she squeezes) I know what you mean!

S2 E9A Price Above Rubies

So is it usual that your uncle is here after closing?

TDTom Doverton

He's not our uncle exactly.

Oh, I'm sorry. The man that has sex with your aunt then.

TDTom Doverton

If I may say so, what I do very much resent is the tone of your questioning.

I'm sorry if we've offended you.

No, don't say that. This is a murder investigation. I can be as hard ass as I'd like to be. Thank you.

[quietly to Jane] Actually it's not a murder investigation yet. If Mr. Warren dies, which seems likely, it'll become a murder investigation.

Oh yeah, that's right. He's not dead. Uh... well I apologize for my rudeness. Heh.

I deduce from the irritated tone of your phone conversation that I was right about Carl Ward.

Half right.

Go on.

His real name is Carl Wazowski. He was in jail for kiting checks. He's got an ex-wife in Bayonne, New Jersey. She's owed $90,000 in back alimony.

Half?

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