The Loud House Season 1 quotes

Please, do the honor of the final flush. [The white quint flushes the toilet. Everyone hangs their heads, but the toilet overflows in water] Oh, no. Not again. Somebody quick, hand me the plunger.

[sighs] Thanks, Edna. Your magic fingers never disappoint. Second grade is so stressful.

Lori

[Appears under Lola's table] What's so stressful about it? Tell me everything.

Ma'am, no talking in the zen den.

Lori

[Scoots out from under Lola] l'm just trying to spend time with my sister. [Goes back to talking to Lola] Anyway, so what were you saying? [Edna sets off the wind chimes] You know, for a masseuse, she's pretty uptight. [Suddenly, a big security lady grabs Lori and angrily snorts at her. She escorts Lori out. She shakes her fist] You know, this doesn't feel very zen!

Lori

[Sighs] So far this weekend has been a total bust. I'm back home, but l feel more distant than ever.

Well, you know what Coach Niblick says: "When you're in the rough, adjust your swing."

Lori

Look, l'm thrilled you're getting your money's worth out of that Niblick quote a day calendar, but can you tell me what you mean?

[Sighs] Why don't you see if your siblings are free tomorrow? Then you cam all hang out together.

Lori

Yes! Great idea! [takes off]

The signage for Fondue Falls clearly states no more than three passengers per cheese log.

Lori

Yeah, but today is about us being together. And those signs are just a suggestion.

Luan

Ah, l think they want us to asia - go. [Guggles as Lori gives her a glare] Oh, sorry, Lori. I couldn't resist.

Leni

It's OK, Lori. We'll get Vanzilla out of the mud.

Lori

[Tear - stricken] No. It's not that, Leni. This whole weekend has been a bust. I came home to reconnect with you guys, and nothing went right. You were all off doing your own thing, and then... When we did spend time together, it was a disaster. [Gets up, still feeling upset] l feel like l'm not even a part of this family anymore.