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SEASON 1

The Looney Tunes Show · Season 1

The Looney Tunes Show Season 1 quotes

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S1Beauty School

Oh hey Lo... (Lola instantly responds)

(while staring at him furiously) Who is she?!

Who?

That ugly woman I saw leaving your house and driving your car.

First of all she's not ugly, and second of all that was me.

Say what?

It's very simple, Tina's going to beauty school but Daffy's doing her homework for her. So I was wearing a wig that he was cutting, when I remembered I was late for a dance class that I agreed to take with Porky.

(appears displeased with Bugs' explanation) How dumb do you think I am? (menacingly while walking backwards) I'm gonna be watching you. You hear me? Watching you. Like a hawk. I'm watching you. (Destroys the mailbox and trips over her car) Ouch. Uhhmpp!!! Off! Where'd that come from?! Watching you!

(after the end credits) That's the end of the... (loses balance and falls off the WB shaped door) Whoa.. (thuds offscreen)

S1The Float

(as he nearly drowns in his bed sheets) I regret nothing! (Daffy rises back up) Except for not buying those life jackets. (he wakes up in the hospital after nearly drowning) It was a dream. It was all a dream. That explains why I was such a horrible person and did all those horrible things.

Ehh, not a dream. You are a horrible person and you did do those horrible things.

S1The Shelf

The butter is hard!

What?

I said the butter is hard because somebody failed to let it soften before serving dinner.

I'm sorry i just got so busy with the creme brulee--

But you're not too busy to make excuses!

Ow! That hurt!

I bet it hurts because it's hard!

Are those store-bough rolls?

Ow!

Of course you're saying "OW!" They're like rocks.

S1The Muh-Muh-Muh-Murder

S1Point, Laser Point

[to Wile E. Coyote] Uhh, good luck. You know, with whatever you're...going...through.

[Wile E. Coyote glares at Sylvester and then goes back to reading his book]

WHWitch Hazel

[as Sylvester jumps out of her hands] It's okay, baby, you figured it out. It's not the red dot that you want, it's your mama.

[tearing up] I haven't seen her since she retired to Florida.

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