You know the old saying: "Keep your friends close, and your really stupid friends even closer". Look at her. She's so young and chipper, so full of life. What kind of cold, heartless monster would stand in the way of her dreams?
S3Jody for President
Hey, guys! (sees Jody's flyer) Huh. Who is this Jody person? Does she even go to our school?
Melissa, I just wanted to say may the best person win.
That's cute, good luck with that. Remember Becky Montgomery, the girl who ran against me for second grade treasurer? (pulls out a picture of Becky Montgomery in the past) That was her before. (pulls out a picture of Becky Montgomery right now) And this was her after. Take a real good look at your little friend, because when I'm done with her, she's done. Kiss her goodbye, ladies! See ya! (She and her friend drive off)
Fellow students of Orchid Bay Elementary, it's time to kick off to raise for school president with campaign commercials made by our two candidates, Jody Irwin and Melissa O'Malley.
Butterflies, flowers, puppies, candy. If you love all these things and truth in government, then you know who to vote for.
Mom, turn the camera off!
Jody's in her big girl pants. No more poopies. (giggles as another snowball gets thrown at her face)
We had to record it over some of my parents' home video. You think anybody will noticed?
Noticed what?
(dressed as George Washington) This Election Day, choose the candidate who is a friend of all great and small! Cast your votey for Jody!
Jody Irwin says she likes things like flowers and puppies. But what else does she love.
If you ask me, Mr. Hartwell, there's no such thing as too much homework. I love it!
Jody Irwin also claims she's a friend to all. But what does she really think about you?
Jody Irwin loves homework and hates you! Is that the kind of leader this school deserves?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.


