Ack, plenty of ways-- if you're fighting in the field, but this is a pro-match.
S2Defeating Jordan the Destroyer and Reversing the Spell
I thought you were just giving the crowd a good show.
His name is Jordan the Destroyer, he's destroying me! And need I remind you we've only have, like, (checks Ray Ray's Boomfist watch) an hour and 20 minutes to get that smoothie to Vikki or this whole stupid quest was for nothing!
All right, all right, no need to get snippy. If you want to weaken him, you can pull out the second horn on his tailbone, and he would shrink to a quarter of a size then you would be a shoe-in, if you don't mind cheating at professional wrestling.
JJordan
No fair.
Tough.
That's right, believe it! This is the ABCs of me, baby! (Hears the boos the audience)
We have to hurry. Come on.
So I say to this chowderhead, I said--
What is this?
What do you mean "what's this"?! I went to the land of Quegara, traversed the Gremble Beach, climbed Grand Gorge of Gorgia, truged through the snow of Malaperta, braved the rapids of Remoulardi, survived the forest of fire and ice, and I swam the vast fields of nothingness AND FOUGHT JORDAN THE DESTROYER FOR THIS! IT'S YOUR PROTEIN SHAKE!!!
(grabs Vikki by her suit) Undo the monster spell!
Okay, okay. A deal's a deal. I'll make the call. Shouldn't take more than a second. (calls a number as Juniper checks that it's almost midnight) Hi, sweetheart. Hey, Gary. How are ya? Great! Marsha and the kids? Oh, you aren't kidding. Oh, she did not! That's amazing for her age! My little one didn't take her--
UNSPELL THE SPELL!!!
Right. Listen, sweetheart. You know the deal I made with the Thompson boy? Right, yeah, I need to reverse it. Okay, thanks, I'm sure. Dinner next weeks sounds fab. Oh, and if you're one minute late, I'll tear your eyes out. Bye-bye! (ends the call)
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