The Ankh of Klakteria.
S2Making Deals Through the Underworld
MMonster
The Shroud of Voldwans.
FPFight Promoter
(checks his watch and uses his tool to clean his teeth) Nope, I'm good.
Come on! Don't be like that! You want the Orb of Treacle? How about the Gemstone of the Elfin King Titus? A DVD player? Frequent flier miles?
FPFight Promoter
(answers his phone as it rings) Yello. What?! What do you mean he can't fight? The match is in two hours!
If I win the fight, you give me the shroud. If I don't, you don't.
Weighing at 73 pounds, soaking wet, Juniper "The Velvet Hammer" Lee!
And in the red corner, the 12-year champion of the Annihilator Fight Circuit, weighing at 3,716, two ounces, Jordan the Destroyer!
It's complicated.
S2Defeating Jordan the Destroyer and Reversing the Spell
Fighters, get ready!
(takes the microphone from the referee) That's right, ladies! June's gonna rip him to bits! She's gonna tear him five new blowholes and send him to the hospital in a lunchbox! Call his mama and tell him to forget about dinner, 'cause this second guys ain't coming home!
That's it, girl! You've got him on the ropes now!
And that's the end of round one.
He's on the run now, darling. You've got him scared.
That's great, lass. You're wearing him down. He's almost getting tired. Or at least a little bit more.
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