Ah-ah. Mmm-mm-mmm. I hate to nitpick, darling, but you're a lemur. And while still a member of the primate family, not a monkey.
S2Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur
(laughs) Love the optimism, but let's be very clear about something, huh? You're never getting out of here. Ever. Now, this has all been quite amusing, but I've got shopping to do. There's a new outlet mall a few miles from here, and it's calling my name. So behave, have a good time, the emergency numbers are on the fridge. I'm kidding, there's no fridge, no numbers, you can't call nobody, you are trapped! Ciao! (leaves, but comes back in) AND STOP PLAYING THAT HARMONICA!!!
S2A Plan to Save Juniper
She's not picking up her cell.
Oh, for pity's sake, how long does it take to free some vermin-infested zoo animals?
Pfft. Dude, you're one to talk. Last summer, we could've charged tickets for that flea circus you were carrying around.
Uh, she's taking a shower.
No, she's not.
Uh, better water pressure. Yep! Oh, yeah! Have you ever showered at Jody's? Oh, mom, phenomenal water pressure. You're never gonna wanna shower any...
(gasps; to Monroe) You froze my mom!
Aye.
You turned her into a momsicile! I can't believe you, man! How could you not tell me you could do that? Seriously, dude, do you know how many times that would've saved my butt?!
Let me just say that while I always love a conversation about your posterior, we don't have the time. I must find June.
Then let's motor.
No way! I am outta here! If you think I'm gonna waste a perfectly good frozen mom, you've got another thing...
Psych! (laughs and runs after Monroe)
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