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The Life and Times of Juniper Lee · Season 2

The Life and Times of Juniper Lee Season 2 quotes

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S2A Plan to Save Juniper

TBT-Bone

The name's T-Bone, and in this joint, I call the shots. You may be top dog on the outside, missy, but in here, you're just the bottom... uh.... bottom...

TBT-Bone

Lemur! You're a lemur! (snorts) So let me give a little piece of advice. Watch your step, 'CAUSE THIS ZOO IS MI-- (Juniper slams a food tray into T-Bone's face, knocking him out)

ANYBODY ELSE WANT SOME OF THIS?! Huh, huh?! DO YA?! (leans over the two boars) Bring it on, hairballs! (the two wild boars run away)

Oh, yeah? (starts scratching again) Well, then how 'bout doing something about these fleas? They're killing me. (the two orangutans start picking the fleas out of her fur and eating them) Lower. Lower! Yeah, a little to the right. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Get 'em! There's like a condominium of them right there!

S2Breaking Into the Zoo

(pops out behind a tree while holding a cup) Ha ha! Yeah, surprised to see me, aren't you? (sniffs) I guess your little freezy thing didn't work on me, huh? Must've been blocked by my magical mojo.

Hey, how'd you know I was trackin' you dude? 'Cuz I was makin' with the whole ninja-following thing....

Well, your stealthiness, it's hard to pin-point the exact security breach, it could have been when you ran into that trash can, stopped to order a chocolate shake at the McBurger Queen drive-thru or started making that ridiculous noise you with your straw!

Roger that. Commencing Operation: Save June's Butt. (grabs a crossbow and shoots a grappling hook at the entrance. He then struggles to climb up the rope)

(enters under the gate and opens it; to Ray Ray) You know, it's just a thought, but this might be an easier way in.

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