Let me guess, you're the zookeeper, right?
S2Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur
No, I'm a creepy old guy who lives with flea ridden animals and likes the smell of dung. (Pause. Juniper gives him a look.) OF COURSE I'm the zookeeper! Heh, heh. And you're trespassing.
Yeah, well, don't sweat it, you old coot. I'll be out of your hair in a minute. And I'm taking your little menagerie with me.
I beg to differ.
(tries to get up; groggily) Yeah. (falls down) Whoa!
Careful, little one. Go it slowly. Trust me, it takes some time getting used to...
Uh, actually, you're a lemur.
Take it from me, chica. Don't scratch. It only makes things worse.
OH YEAH?! You wanna tell me how things could get any worse?! (kicks the water bowl as water gets out of the bowl) Go ahead! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT 'CAUSE FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE! (jumps and continues screaming)
Paco, not taking it well, is she?
PPaco
Feeding time.
How do you think I stay so young?
(in Russian accent) The name is Gigi. Not bad for 300 years old, don't you think?
Oh, I need to keep a low profile, darling. I've got more ex-husbands than Snow White has dwarfs.
Oh, gee. Sounds like a sad story, but it'll be even sadder when I go all crazy monkey on your butt!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.