That's not dip, that's my dog food!
S1Epilogue: Party in the Backyard
GGreg
Whoa! Check out the talking dog!
Attaboy, tough guy! Give me your best shot!
S1 E4New Trickster in Town
"ordering pity party of one please, your table is ready, tonight's special is an oven roasted fillet of poor me, served on a delightful bed of cry me a river."
"Thanks for all your help. I hope we did not interrupt anything."
"Well, just book club. But it's ok,"...whispering: "I hadn't read it yet anyway, don't tell anybody."
S1 E6Enter Sandman
(June, Ray Ray, and Dennis are practicing their musical act for the school's talent show)
Hold on, hold on. Ahh! My guitar's out of tune.
Trust me, Van Halen, it's not the guitar.
Hey, at least I can keep the beat. There's dead people who can keep time better than you.
Oh, yeah? Well, Ray-Ray doesn't even know which song we're playing.
Dude, I go where the music takes me. (he drums)
Come on. Tryouts for the talent show are tomorrow. Can we please try and get through one song?
Dude! Roger is a musical genius!
Yeah, but look at Mr. Roskins. He hates everything.
Oh, what do you care what some old geezer thinks.
He's the judge.
So?
He decides which acts get in the show.
So?
If he doesn't like us, we don't get in.
In what?
I cannot believe we're related.
We rule!
Hmph. That was weird.
No, it's not. We got in off our reputation.
Reputation? Mom and Dad are the only ones who've heard us play, and they made us soundproof the basement! We stink!
You stink. I carry both of your no-talent butts.
You play bass, Dennis. It's a miracle anyone even notices you.
S1 E9The World According to L.A.R.P.
[June pours a chemical on the ripped scroll in a trash can]
What's this supposed to do?
Well, it should retroactively conjure the ethereal energy of the room and visually unveil the unobservable mysteries that took place.
Oh! Kind of like a camcorder?
Sorta.
[She pours more of the chemical which explodes, then she takes out a crystal which shows an image of the Pirados Demons coming in the room]
Ugh! [sputters] Pirados Demons! No wonder the whole room smells like a gorilla's butt!
[The image disappears]
Come on! These guys busted into our house and shoplifted from my room. The Te Xuan Ze does not give five-finger discounts.
S1 E11Take My Life. Please
AAshley
Hey, that is such a cool shirt. It looks really cute on you!
Dude. I am never taking this off.
I hate to break it to ya, lad, but you never do. You're like Charlie Brown.
I've got like 300 episodes of The Powerpuff Girls on tape and tons of other stuff to do and... [to the TV] Get 'em, Bubbles! [to Ah-Mah on the phone] I'll call you later, 'kay? Bye!
S1 E12Meet the Parent
WWilliam
Ugh, everyone off to school? No beasties to battle? What am I supposed to do while they're off all day, sit around and watch you eat biscuits?
[Cut to them in the basement while Monroe reads and eats a biscuit]
I'm allowed one a week.
WWilliam
And obviously, that diet's working out real well for you.
I got the bait! [pulls out a gnome out of his backpack]
WWilliam
Brilliant job, laddie.
Ray Ray, did you steal that off someone's front yard?
Dude, look at this thing. I was doing him a favor. Plus, if the gnome doesn't work out, I got us backup. [pulls out a flamingo decor out of his backpack]
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.