All targets are neutralized. Beta Squad, come in for transport.
“Defeating H.A.M.” · Season 1
In this episode: Jasmine Lee (11), Ray Ray Lee (7), Juniper Kim Lee (6), H.A.M. Soldier (5), Leader of H.A.M (5), Monroe (2), Greg (2), Hollis (2)
(as he and Monroe are captured by one soldier) You Men-in-Black-X-File nimrods are messin' with the wrong guy! Do you know who I am?!
Sir, we found this human boy and this paranormally-enhanced dog.
Oh, I know who these are. This is the sibling to the Te Xuan Ze, and this abomination is her dog sidekick.
So, you're the head monkey in charge? Well good! 'Cause when my sister gets here, I wanna tell her who gets their butt handed to them first!
Oh, lass.
You and these freaks will all be taken to a secure facility where you will no longer be able to infect humanity.
For how long?
Don't know. How long do you plan to live? (leaves)
They are a group called H.A.M. Humans for the Abolishment of Magic. (A tank arrives to take the captured magical beings) They are human beings who wish to rid the world of magic. They are very bad people.
Move it, scum! (kicks Greg to the ground)
(chuckles) So speaks the Great Chosen One. You know, little girl, of all the creatures here, of all these lowsome atrocities, you're the worst. You're human, and you protect them, these... these monsters.
Oh, tough talk. I've spent my life studying you people. (takes out his amulet) I've found ways I could see monsters, (puts his amulet back on his armor) and then I found ways to capture them, and now you're done. And this nightmarish world of magic is coming to an end, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Hi, kids, sorry I'm late.
JRJuniper and Ray Ray Lee
Ah-Mah!
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