Oh, we're talking major mojo, love.
S2Juniper Knows the Truth About the Zoo Animals
I think it's cute. Besides, it makes animals feel good when you treat them like people. You know, like how plants grow when you talk to them or sing songs?
Oh, for the love of... She's not actually going to sing, is she?
I'm not Nathaniel! For your information, the name is Clive. I mean, do I look like a Nathaniel?! Mannequins.
(to the camels) Yo, ugly! One hump or two? Ha, ha, ha!
(in German accent) You must free us! Mach schnell!
Whoa! Everybody, just chill!
(offendedly) "Chill"?! Is that supposed to be funny?!
Sorry! Uh, give me a couple of hours. I'll be back to spring you as soon as I can.
I can't feel my face!
S2Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur
I told you she would come!
We saw her first!
Your powers won't work in here, Te Xuan Ze. (steps out of the shadows) There's a magical shield over the entire zoo.
Let me guess, you're the zookeeper, right?
No, I'm a creepy old guy who lives with flea ridden animals and likes the smell of dung. (Pause. Juniper gives him a look.) OF COURSE I'm the zookeeper! Heh, heh. And you're trespassing.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.



