Yeah, well, don't sweat it, you old coot. I'll be out of your hair in a minute. And I'm taking your little menagerie with me.
S2Juniper Transformed Into a Lemur
I beg to differ.
(tries to get up; groggily) Yeah. (falls down) Whoa!
Careful, little one. Go it slowly. Trust me, it takes some time getting used to...
Uh, actually, you're a lemur.
Take it from me, chica. Don't scratch. It only makes things worse.
OH YEAH?! You wanna tell me how things could get any worse?! (kicks the water bowl as water gets out of the bowl) Go ahead! GIMME YOUR BEST SHOT 'CAUSE FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE! (jumps and continues screaming)
Paco, not taking it well, is she?
PPaco
Feeding time.
How do you think I stay so young?
(in Russian accent) The name is Gigi. Not bad for 300 years old, don't you think?
Oh, I need to keep a low profile, darling. I've got more ex-husbands than Snow White has dwarfs.
Oh, gee. Sounds like a sad story, but it'll be even sadder when I go all crazy monkey on your butt!
Ah-ah. Mmm-mm-mmm. I hate to nitpick, darling, but you're a lemur. And while still a member of the primate family, not a monkey.
(laughs) Love the optimism, but let's be very clear about something, huh? You're never getting out of here. Ever. Now, this has all been quite amusing, but I've got shopping to do. There's a new outlet mall a few miles from here, and it's calling my name. So behave, have a good time, the emergency numbers are on the fridge. I'm kidding, there's no fridge, no numbers, you can't call nobody, you are trapped! Ciao! (leaves, but comes back in) AND STOP PLAYING THAT HARMONICA!!!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's The Life and Times of Juniper Lee pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.